What fsuck is the world coming to?

[yakko]

I was out at a restaurant and they had ESPN on(I don't have cable at home)and the "sport" they had on was poker.What the fsuck is that about? When did poker become a sport? It is bad enough that they show billards, which I happen to like, but neither one of these is a sport.I know that billards takes a lot of skill and practice but what the hell kind of training do you need for poker? I could bee a 600 pound fat slob who can barely move and still be good at poker.

What a stupid waste of good airtime.They could have at least put on some reruns of the WRC.Bastards.

 

[RU482]

Here's some advise.

Don't get ESPN 2

 

[chipbgt]

I found it kinda interesting. I dont play myself, but I found it cool to watch.

 

[AMDJunkie]

It's going to hell and if you want to change it, you've got your work cut out for you.

 

[jonnyGURU]

Flaws in yakkos post:

1. The "BBS-safe" way to post fsuck is fsck. It's UNIX for File System Check
2. You have cable modem but not cable?
3. Billiards is definitely a sport. Especially compared to Poker.
4. You COULD be a 600 pound fat slob and be BAD at poker, but still be GOOD at Sumo Wrestling, and that IS a sport.
5. You went out to eat and you owe me money.

 

[Scifione]

There is a vast wasteland on TV!
The question should be when is it on.

 

[yakko]

Flaws with jonnyGURU's reply.

1.I do not watch enough tv to make it worth $40 a month for cable.
2.I said a 600 pound fat slob who can barely move not just a 600 pound fat guy.There is a difference.
3.Billards take skill but I do not consider it a sport.Either way I like watching it.
4.Quit going off on weekends so I can bring you the money.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Flaws in yakko's reply:

The correct order of the replies should be 2, 4, 3, 5 and 1 is AWOL.

 

[Killbat]

Flaws in this thread:

1. yakko
2. jonnyGURU
3. banners

 

[yakko]

Flaws in Killbat's reply.

1.yakko.I can't be a flaw it is my thread dammit!

 

[AMDJunkie]

That was mean and unnecessary Killbat. You get the Anti-Citizen of the Day award. Good job.

 

[AndrewR]

jonnyGURU: I dare you to go tell a sumo wrestler that he's just a 600lb fat slob. Make sure someone has a camera nearby -- I want to see pictures.

 

[RSI]

This thread is officially mlahhed up...

 

[jonnyGURU]

Flaw with Andrew's post:

How do you know I am not a 600 pound fat slob?

Flaw with RSI's post:

The thread was Mlah to start with.

 

[yakko]

Flaw with jonnyGURU's second reply

1.It should be mlah! not Mlah.Ask RSI he knows.

 

[2ndhandnews]

Forget the flaws. Poker is not the worst.
The worst thing to watch is bowling. All those butch midwestern women with one arm muscled like it's been pumped up with a bicycle pump, and their wire-rimmed glasses with their initials monogrammed in the corner of the lens, and their Billy Ray Cyrus haircuts (long in the back, shaved on top)

 

[Rich]

Geez, I thought it was called a *** haircut. Is Billy Ray a ***?

Rich

 

[BoberFett]

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

 

[kru]

jonnyGURU, i have a cable modem but i don't get cable TV.

my choices are to either pay $40/mo. for the cable modem service or $70/mo. for the extra cable tv which i rarely watch.

 

[Rich]

lmao boberfett...

21. Skullet-this subspecies of mullet refuses
to let go of his cherished plumage. Too many
years of Pabst Blue Ribbon and 7-11 hookers
have made this mullet confused and nonsensical.
What isn't on top, he more than makes up for in
the back. He keeps it in a ponytail for good
luck and to keep the chicks hot.

This guy was sitting next to me in the computer
lab at school and wouldn't let me use his
scanner (1 of the 2 that were working out of
the all 4) even though he wasn't using it and
could've used a computer without one. After a
long story and some shenanigans, I was kicked
out of the computer lab by a guy with a hairy
back, a pony tail, and bad breath. He took his
job very seriously. He had a business card and
everything.

Goddamn I hate school. This is what you get
when you don't let me scan pictures, skullet
man. 10,000 people a day laughing at you.

Bastard.

I'm not bitter.


Rich

PS: It just gets better as I read on... http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

 

[jonnyGURU]

I have a cable modem but i don't get cable TV.

I know you can have one without the other, but you guys were obviously offered better packages then I.

Time Warner said that they would charge me $10 MORE a month if I did not have any cable TV. Maybe that's changed, but for $10 a month to go towards nothing, made it easy for me to justify ordering basic cable.

 

[Stosh]

Flaw with Johnny's last post...

Cable sucks...Get a Satellite Dish...hehe

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

LMAO - Boberfett, that is the funniest site I've seen in a long time.



<< classic mullet: this specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic mullet. Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing stance. Classic indeed. The mesh tank top, digital watch, silver chain, and molester mustache all add points to this fine specimen's overall look and mulletude. >>





<< Other terms for the hairstyle known to me and many others as the &quot;mullet&quot; include, but are not limited to:

7 (the shape of the number)
10-90 (changes in numbers proportion to the amount of hair on top and in the back)
achy-breaky-bad-mistakey
ape drape
beaver paddle
bi-level
business in the front, party in the back (whorehouse cut)
camaro cut
canadian passport
el-camino
hockey hair
IROC cut
kentucky waterfall
longuiel
manny
missouri comprimise
mudflap
neckwarmer
SFLB(svelbie)=Short Front, Long Back
STLB(stilbie)=Short Top, Long Back
safety cut
schlong (short+long)
sho-lo
shag
shorty-longback
soccer rocker
squirrel pelt
tennessee tophat
yep-nope >>