What first world problem did you have today?

[IronWing]

My toaster has gone kaput.due to my gf directly lighting her cigs/joints directly on the filament.Disgusting i know,and i told her not to do it,now she has melted/snapped the filament strip.

On AT, toaster is girlfriend.

 

[BoomerD]

Replace both toaster and girlfriend.

 

[Zanovar]

Replace both toaster and girlfriend.

The toaster?for sure,as for the gf,not just yet.

 

[highland145]

The toaster?for sure,as for the gf,not just yet.

pics


not the toaster.

 

[Zanovar]

pics


not the toaster.

haha

 

[BoomerD]

The toaster?for sure,as for the gf,not just yet.

I dunno...she smokes, is a pothead, and is too stupid to use matches or a lighter...AND smokes both in the house? Definitely time for a replacement.

 

[Zanovar]

You sound like a great night out.I kid.There was a reason she wasnt using matches/lighter.That doesnt excuse her killing my toaster.(a cheapo by the way).

 

[rh71]

^ Do you smoke too? Not sure how one can stand that smell if you don't. Grounds for dismissal!

I get an email that has subject Your Amazon order # blah blah blah for each stage of the order...

The whole purpose is to check my bill when I get it once a month. Those emails don't help me do that any better. 1 screen, scrolling. Info that should already be there like every other retailer. Simple.

 

[BoomerD]

You sound like a great night out.I kid.There was a reason she wasnt using matches/lighter.That doesnt excuse her killing my toaster.(a cheapo by the way).

I quit smoking years ago...but stopped smoking in the house almost 30 years ago...you never get the stench out...and I despise the smell of pot.

 

[Ajay]

and I despise the smell of pot.

Oh man, I was at a college concert (my friends were the band). Joint city; I only stayed because of my friends. Reefer reeks!

 

[sdifox]

I can no longer eat 1kg of rib steak in one meal.

 

[lxskllr]

Messed up my back today on a job from hell, lost my Morakniv, and when I ordered another one, I had to buy two to get free shipping.

 

[Red Squirrel]

It's 9pm and already getting dark. A sign that summer is mostly done. In a few months it will be dark by 5pm.

 

[lxskllr]

The glorious dark days are coming. The air gets cool and smells good, and that bad old sun fucks off for awhile. It's the hap happiest season of all ;^)

 

[highland145]

Messed up my back today on a job from hell, lost my Morakniv, and when I ordered another one, I had to buy two to get free shipping.

Sorry about the back. Good knives should have blue tooth, at least..



My skull candies died. Thought it was the mp3 for a long time. I'd fiddle with the connector and it'd be fine. Nope, my other mp3 now mimics the same problem.

Hope those free kicker buds help a geriatric.

Side note, with those kicker speakers and the Sony stereo in the truck, I'm sharing with the cold dead next door. Suggestions? Van Halen? Stairway? Tears in heaven? I can only imagine?

 

[lxskllr]

Highway To Hell

 

[Zanovar]

Omfg,please recharge your headseat power off.Scrambles for some headphones.

 

[highland145]

Bike grease on my sock cause I propped my foot on the bottle carriage.

 

[Ajay]

Bike grease on my sock cause I propped my foot on the bottle carriage.

Eh, bet that happens in the third world too. I think bikes outnumber people in India.

 

[highland145]

Eh, bet that happens in the third world too. I think bikes outnumber people in India.

But it's my sock.

 

[BoomerD]

But it's my sock.

I realize it's a strange concept for y'all...but soap and water might help with that...of course, the socks might not stand up by themselves in the corner for a while...

 

[highland145]

I realize it's a strange concept for y'all...but soap and water might help with that...of course, the socks might not stand up by themselves in the corner for a while...

I just put them on last Friday.

 

[Ajay]

I just put them on last Friday.

Just put on 7 pairs of socks and take one off each day. Easy under ware change

 

[BoomerD]

I just put them on last Friday.

But they haven't been warshed in over a year... (plus, normal people takes they's socks off when they go to bed)

 

[highland145]

But they haven't been warshed in over a year... (plus, normal people takes they's socks off when they go to bed)

Shens on you knowing what normal people do.



Fall in any concrete lately?