What first world problem did you have today?

[CraKaJaX]

Way back when, we have a few but 1 EE was smoking hot. Tall, thin, blond, athletic..... Lived with her folks on Lake Hartwell. I still remember her windsurfing....OMG. Then she gets engaged to some Navy puke. Wasn't even an officer....

lies.

 

[highland145]

Yeah but there my lies. :biggrin:

 

[clamum]

Had chores to do so it wasn't until like 10:30 PM that I got to relax after work. So of course I feel like I get gipped if I only spend like an hour relaxing and then go to bed, so I stayed up until 2:15 AM like an idiot. I'll be tired as shit today. I'm hoping to go to bed early tonight cause I gotta get up semi-early tomorrow again, but I'm not holding my breath if I go by my historical going-to-bed-early performance. I like sleep too much. FML

 

[Ns1]

I need to leave the office by 6p because they're conducting active shooter exercises with the local pd/fd.

 

[CraKaJaX]

I need to leave the office by 6p because they're conducting active shooter exercises with the local pd/fd.

You're saying 6pm like it's early. l 0 l

 

[Ns1]

You're saying 6pm like it's early. l 0 l

I'm on the last month of a 3 year project - we are going to finish the first week of December one way or another.

 

[lxskllr]

He can kill zombies with it too.

This is my complete zombie apocalypse collection. Finally made the time to take pictures...

 

[highland145]

And stakes for the vampires. Good thinking.

 

[IronWing]

Is the Estwing battle ax useful for anything when not killing zombies?

 

[lxskllr]

Is the Estwing battle ax useful for anything when not killing zombies?

Not so much. I made a thread about it earlier this year. It's light to carry, and fast to swing, but the Woodmans Pal(the blade with the hook) does a better job all around. I've used it a couple times, but I have it just cause it's a neat thing. I also infrequently work in sketchy areas, and it'll be on my hip then if I'm not wearing my pistol belt where the Woodmans Pal is usually attached.

 

[renz20003]

My wife's vagina is broken after having a kid so I haven't had sex in months.

 

[Ns1]

My wife's vagina is broken after having a kid so I haven't had sex in months.

Reason #29837493294234 why I don't want to have kids.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

My wife's vagina is broken after having a kid so I haven't had sex in months.

Broken how? Recovery options? I've had longer spells - it's not going to fall off.

(And she's probably as dismayed as you are, I would think.)

Or are you one of those annoying people that defines everything other than vaginal intercourse as "not real sex" but you've actually been poking it in her bum for the last 6 months?

 

[renz20003]

Reason #29837493294234 why I don't want to have kids.

Im pretty sure she's not getting it looked at to for am excuse not to have sex.

I had to have one with her per the marriage agreement.

 

[Ns1]

Or are you one of those annoying people that defines everything other than vaginal intercourse as "not real sex" but you've actually been poking it in her bum for the last 6 months?

Quite possibly the first compelling reason to have kids

 

[renz20003]

Broken how? Recovery options? I've had longer spells - it's not going to fall off.

(And she's probably as dismayed as you are, I would think.)

Or are you one of those annoying people that defines everything other than vaginal intercourse as "not real sex" but you've actually been poking it in her bum for the last 6 months?

She claims that something feels ripped or strained way up in there. She keeps neglecting to call the OB. Who knows...

She won't let me stick it in her bum and I'm not big into BJ's.

 

[highland145]

Got a text on my flip phone, LG VX8300. Yeah, the flip phone with texts blocked. All 3 of us would have gotten this one though. "90% data usage. Upgrade +1GB for $5/mo." Damned 15 y.o. His phone goes to ....voicemail. Imagine that.

Get another text. "Thanks for upgrading your plan." WTF? Call the wife...yep, she upgraded the service I pay for so the kid will stop bumping the limit. He was paying me $10/mo for his phone. That just went to $15.

 

[highland145]

She claims that something feels ripped or strained way up in there. She keeps neglecting to call the OB. Who knows...

She won't let me stick it in her bum and I'm not big into BJ's.

Sounds like she has a suit. Not a law suit. A "Something up in there" problem.

If she feels the need, I'll take a BJ. Thanks.

 

[Yakk]

I had to use a standard IPS display phone instead of AMOLED display for a day.

Never again.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

She claims that something feels ripped or strained way up in there. She keeps neglecting to call the OB. Who knows...

She won't let me stick it in her bum and I'm not big into BJ's.

She should get to to doc - and not because of the sex thing. Lady parts are too complicated to let things slide.

Also, I hope you enjoy fatherhood in spite of yourself.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Quite possibly the first compelling reason to have kids

LOL.

But really .......... I'm still going with "NOPE."

 

[highland145]

Thank lxs for this one.

 

[Svnla]

My wife's vagina is broken after having a kid so I haven't had sex in months.

Post depression after having a kid? And I am not joking/trying to be funny here.

Anyway, my turn to whine about my problem. Another year, more scraps to do at work (new things to learn and update and follow and this and this and that and...and...on and on....) but no pay raise, nothing for everybody. Oh, and health insurance is going up too. Freaking unbelievable.

Hate to do it but I think it is time to dust up the resume and look around. Life is too short plus I do have some money set aside so I would be good for a year or two with no income from work.

 

[highland145]

dust off...

 

[shortylickens]

This is my complete zombie apocalypse collection. Finally made the time to take pictures...

I have an Ontario knife.
Its nice. Good build.