I had a bit to drink tonight while the wife and I were catching up with Season 4 of Game of Thrones on Blu-ray in preparation for Sunday's premier, and rather than toss on the 8th episode, I figured I'd play a little Final Fantasy X before an early bedtime. I was acting like a cocky drunk, taking a run at Dark Yojimbo and beating him, only to immediately try him again and get my ass handed to me... typical drunk gaming nonsense. So I figured, what the hell, let's take on that fucking chocobo race that I have NEVER WON; no problem.
Well, the first run through, I dick around a bit at the start, immediately get stuck on a wall, and let my chocobo run out while I finish my drinks; final time, 55 seconds. "I got this" I slur to my wife, a picture of Bacchanalian overconfidence. And then, on my second run through, suddenly I'm an untouchable golden God. I grab every balloon, even ones I don't seem to be anywhere near, and no birds come within a league of me. I trip up once, towards the end, when I get stuck dropping into the recess near the finish line, but I still post a time under 35 seconds. No birds, plenty of balloons... I'm literally jumping off the couch at this point. The time starts counting off... 0.0. Have I done it? "Here's your prize..." wait, a turbo ether? NOOOOOOOOO! I'm damn near screaming, running around with my hand in my mouth so as not to wake my infant child. And then, one more click through, and the words appear on my screen: Sun Sigil.
Holy fucking shit.
The most nonsensical bullshit challenge and I've goddamn beaten it. Drunk(ish). And in the process, unlocked one of the most powerful weapons in the game. A weapon that I've never actually unlocked before, despite beating the game several times many years ago....
So now I'm slightly tipsy and totally amped up on completely undeserved adrenaline and I'm never going to be able to get a good night's sleep in preparation for work tomorrow. All to unlock a fictional weapon in a 10-year-old video game that no one cares about anymore.