What first world problem did you have today?

[highland145]

Is there a difference?

Nope, not compared to the rest of the world.

 

[Ichinisan]

Is there a difference?

People of WalMart inhabit the first world. They are the 99%. So yeah.

 

[highland145]

People of WalMart inhabit the first world. They are the 99%. So yeah.

But compared the the other 99% of the world...400lb hippos are not their problem.

 

[B0xt1eton]

Guess my insurance will be paying up.

 

[highland145]

I bet your box ass will be short lived here.

 

[shortylickens]

Story of my life. I've been like an hour and a half late before. Nobody even noticed. =(

I got the reverse problem. Been 5 minutes late and reamed for 10.
The reamer in question did not seem to mind wasting excessive work time of mine or his.

 

[MagickMan]

Obviously, and you seem to be the only one that refuses to acknowledge it.

He isn't refusing to acknowledge it, he's too stupid to understand the difference.

 

[alkemyst]

He isn't refusing to acknowledge it, he's too stupid to understand the difference.

Sit down and zip it, Skippy.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I keep having to explain my clever Halloween costume.

 

[John Connor]

Stuck out the crappy candy on the porch and someone took it all! LOL!

 

[MongGrel]

TIME WARP !!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg-vgGuTD8A

 

[alkemyst]

Stuck out the crappy candy on the porch and someone took it all! LOL!

This happens in all neighborhoods. Sometimes the kids are cool, sometimes not.

In my parent's neighborhood one had a real barrel full of full sized candy bars, some did this with big bowls or boxes and some added healthy choices like boxes of raisins, dates, trail mix and granola/health bars with signs that typically read

"Take one or two, three if you have someone to share it with."

One had a witty thing about cleaning them out, but I forgot it from two years ago.

In my parents neighborhood (technically my parent now since my mom just passed away 🙁), they hand out beer and wine and shots even to adults.

My kid just gave his mom the bag of sunflower seeds (1.75oz) he got from someone 🙂

 

[Jadow]

got an unexpected shot of cold water from my bidet

 

[rsbennett00]

got an unexpected shot of cold water from my bidet

I hate that, mine has a habit of getting too hot, need to replace it.

 

[alkemyst]

Ugh, gross. A communal butter bowl? D:

KT

Butter normally is served on a plate in stick form.

People are not respectful though.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I did not give away enough chip bags, now I'm stuck opening all these tiny little individual bags of chips to get a decent bowl of chips out of them.

 

[MagickMan]

Sit down and zip it, Skippy.

Eat a big bowl of shit and die choking on it, manlet.

 

[Imp]

The camera I bought doesn't include a separate wall charger for the battery, only an AC to USB cable adapter. Now I can't decide whether to spend $50 on the charger or not... Oh, and the batteries are US$ 50 in the US of A but CAD$ 90 here. Dafuq?

 

[Ruptga]

...

That was bait, and you ate the whole thing. I have to agree with the sentiment though.

Having to tolerate internet assholes is such a FWP.

 

[IronWing]

I seem to have deleted all the emails associated with my domain registration.

 

[MongGrel]

The wife didn't make enough coffee.

 

[MagickMan]

That was bait, and you ate the whole thing. I have to agree with the sentiment though.

Having to tolerate internet assholes is such a FWP.

No, no, I enjoy insulting him, he really is the crusty funk on the internet's wart-covered, unwashed taint.

 

[manimal]

ran out of Beurre d'Isigny when I made Hollendaise and had to use regular unsalted butter.

 

[alkemyst]

That was bait, and you ate the whole thing. I have to agree with the sentiment though.

Having to tolerate internet assholes is such a FWP.

You two going to have a little tea party?

 

[alkemyst]

No, no, I enjoy insulting him, he really is the crusty funk on the internet's wart-covered, unwashed taint.

it means you are mad.