Went to Little Caesar, and got a pizza. Total came to $5.30. I gave the girl two $5s, and got 70¢ back. Told her I gave her $10, and should get another $4. Blank look for a second, and she didn't seem to realize the issue. A wild clue enters, and she calls the manager over to open the drawer. I explain I gave her two $5s, one old, one new(I happened to notice, and it would reinforce my claim if she cared to check), but she says "so you get $5 back?" while pulling out a $5. Me: "No, $4.70, but you already gave me 70¢. Blank look... Me: "I need $4 back". She pulls the singles out, and says "I'm not good at math". Holy shit! If that isn't the understatement of the century, I don't know what is. At that point, if she told me she wasn't good at wiping her ass, I wouldn't have been a bit surprised. If I were less honest, I probably could have gotten a free pizza, and the deed to the store :^D She needs to find a less demanding job. Human paperweight? Can you get paid for that? :^D