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alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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got laid three times this morning, but couldn't finish on the third time like she did :(
 

Ichinisan

Lifer
Oct 9, 2002
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biostud

Lifer
Feb 27, 2003
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Got tired of hanging up posters for upcoming election to European Parliament.
 

Ruptga

Lifer
Aug 3, 2006
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I went out to get milk, and it's kinda hot out there, so I put the milk on my lap and it made my balls cold.
 

slugg

Diamond Member
Feb 17, 2002
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I was in bed this morning, a little bit under the weather. I didn't feel like getting up to get my laptop, and my phone was dead, so I grabbed my iPad.
 

Imp

Lifer
Feb 8, 2000
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Steam crapped up and unnecessarily/erroneously downloaded 5 GB of nothing -- I am concerned about my bandwidth usage.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Got to Total Wine after 6pm and the tasting area was closed...wanted my fiancee to try some Amaretto.

Oh wait, they are awesome their and served us anyway.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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What? Your ass has recovered from our last date? I'm going covered next time....nasty.

You must have me confused, bro.

I don't let men fuck me. Although you pretend to be a man online, you still ain't ever going to tap this...

SMH.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Whole Foods was soooooo crowded today.....!!!!!

funny recent story about Whole Foods. One of my friends posted on facebook saying her wallet fell out of her purse into the cart at Whole Foods. She went back 3 hours later when she found out and it was at the convenience desk and all $500 in cash she had was intact.

First post on Facebook was "where did you leave your wallet"/

Her reply "Whole Foods"

Next reply "Thank God it wasn't Wal Mart!"

lolz
 

NutBucket

Lifer
Aug 30, 2000
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Bought my wife an iPad yesterday. Today we're trying to learn how to use it as we've never used an iOS device.

Before someone asks, we bought it because there are some apps she is interested in that aren't available on Android.
 

highland145

Lifer
Oct 12, 2009
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Bought my wife an iPad yesterday. Today we're trying to learn how to use it as we've never used an iOS device.

Before someone asks, we bought it because there are some apps she is interested in that aren't available on Android.
I ain't asking. I got a 8 year old LG cell with the nub.:biggrin:
 

OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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i bought new Merell's work shoes and the left laces keep coming untied and its annoying the living crap out of me.
 
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smackababy

Lifer
Oct 30, 2008
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Won and ebay auction on Sunday around 6PM. Seller cancelled the transaction this morning for reason: unresponsive buyer... It hadn't even been 24 hours. This fucker better not give me negative feedback!