What first world problem did you have today?

[Ns1]

back from vacation. 5 days of unchecked emails = 337 emails.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Deli didn't have horseradish for my roast beef sandwich - Had to settle for mayo.

I think there's a constitutional amendment against such things. If not there should be!

 

[Perknose]

I think there's a constitutional amendment against such things. If not there should be!

Big Mayo and the bologna lobby conspired to squash it. :ninja:

 

[manimal]

Big Mayo and the bologna lobby conspired to squash it. :ninja:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw

 

[CraKaJaX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw

Unfortunately this would still not fix my problem.

 

[highland145]

Unfortunately this would still not fix my problem.

You already ate the sammich anyway.

 

[Perknose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw

I'm against the mixing of viscous condiments on religious grounds.

Next thing you know, gays will be busting into any bakery they want and ordering big gay wedding cakes with (what else?) gay abandon! D:

 

[highland145]

Next thing you know, gays will be busting into any bakery they want and ordering big gay wedding cakes with (what else?) gay abandon! D:

So is that the cake they get for the divorce or for going straight?

 

[CraKaJaX]

I'm against the mixing of viscous condiments on religious grounds.

Next thing you know, gays will be busting into any bakery they want and ordering big gay wedding cakes with (what else?) gay abandon! D:

Is this a chik-fil-a joke? :hmm:

 

[Perknose]

So is that the cake they get for the divorce or for going straight?

Mom used to let me lick the dough off of the mixer blades when she was baking, but now I know that was just gay.

 

[highland145]

Mom used to let me lick the dough off of the mixer blades when she was baking, but now I know that was just gay.

Only if she was making a cheese cake.

 

[Ruptga]

Is this a chik-fil-a joke? :hmm:

That's so last year, now we're on to bigger and better things like the entire state of Indiana.

 

[Perknose]

Only if she was making a cheese cake.

My reading of the Bible is that cheese cake is ok, but that baking a lemon meringue pie and leaving it out lasciviously to cool is an open invitation to perversion in your kitchen.

Avert your eyes:

 

[AznAnarchy99]

I slept with my contacts in after a drunken night out. I think I have pink eye.

 

[mikeford]

I feel lazy and there are only three kinds of food with free delivery.

 

[Mixolydian]

The cat sneezed in my face. :\

 

[highland145]

My reading of the Bible is that cheese cake is ok, but that baking a lemon meringue pie and leaving it out lasciviously to cool is an open invitation to perversion in your kitchen.

Avert your eyes:

You're an evil bastard. You know that, right?

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Had to work* for 2 hours today... I don't get payed enough for this shit.


*Work consisted of taking a 2 hour lunch break where I wanted for students to show up; they did not.

 

[Ns1]

I slept with my contacts in after a drunken night out. I think I have pink eye.

that's not from the contacts, that's from the truffle butter teabagging while you were passed out.

 

[highland145]

Had to work* for 2 hours today... I don't get payed enough for this shit.


*Work consisted of taking a 2 hour lunch break where I wanted for students to show up; they did not.

You could have posted here. We're fast learners. What you you teach? God, I hope it ain't French.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

You could have posted here. We're fast learners. What you you teach? God, I hope it ain't French.

Wifi went out!

I teach consulting; which for undergrads is kind of like teaching piano to a bunch of people who've never touched an instrument. Which is why I make them go out and actually do some consulting.

Course evaluations are low relative to other business classes because of all the work involved (~4.4/5).

 

[Kelvrick]

I just ran out of internet to browse. Now I have to do work.

 

[Imp]

I lost some points and ran into some dumb bugs in a game that really pisses me off. Then stop playing it!

 

[Red Squirrel]

I want coffee, but my shift ends in 1 hour, so if I have coffee I'll have to keep getting up to go pee when I'm trying to sleep.

 

[Imp]

I had coffee at 5pm yesterday. Instant crap. Two tablespoons into 500 ml of water.

Long story short, I slept around 4:30am and got up around 9:30am, was probably unconscious for 3 hours, but I feel completely aware right now on 3 hours of sleep. The crap is still keeping me up. Now I'll have to sleep earlier tonight.