Strictly For Golfers Subject: Darwin award
Latest Darwin Award Nominee [Orlando Sentinel]
Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everett Sanchez
tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course,
proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix. Sanchez
managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the
machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by
spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus
wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed
his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch.
Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a
foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance,
and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open
during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and
remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and
flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the
rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new
$300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using
to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and
the remaining two were asked to leave the course.
Latest Darwin Award Nominee [Orlando Sentinel]
Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everett Sanchez
tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course,
proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix. Sanchez
managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the
machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by
spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus
wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed
his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch.
Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a
foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance,
and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open
during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and
remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and
flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the
rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new
$300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using
to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and
the remaining two were asked to leave the course.
