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krylon

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Originally posted by: TomC25
brushing your teeth?

I put my hand on my hip with my elbow pointing out.

Never thought you'd ask.

My free hand is to hold me steady while I drop a steaming deuce on your mom's face while tickling her clitoris with my left large toe. My right foot is getting your girlfriend off ankle deep in her wise and beautiful woman and my dick is pounding your sister while your dad tosses my salad.
 

TridenT

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Open doors and probably surf the web with teh mouse and maybe type shtuff... I try to do something while I am brushing my teeth for those 5-10 minutes. :/
 
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SlitheryDee

Generally tests the water temperature in the faucet. My bathroom is so far from the heater that I can often finish brushing before the temperature of the water from the faucet has gone up appreciably. I like to rinse with warm water.