What does it mean when someone wears a stuffed animal tail everywhere?

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ElFenix

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oldsmoboat said:
Q. "What does it mean when someone wears a stuffed animal tail everywhere?"
A. It means they are a whacko.
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dunno, could be yakko or dot.







OP needs to answer where he works that this is ok.

OP also needs to provide links to tumblr/instagram/twitters/whatnot
 
MiataNC

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How the tail is attached could determine the motivation behind wearing it...
 
Sho'Nuff

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futurefields said:
i have a female coworker and she wears a long stuffed animal tail to work everyday

is she advertising that shes a "furry" or something along those lines?

she also seems gay, is it a gay thing?
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Are you sure you are looking at her from the rear?

If not, she might be French.
 
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Possessed Freak said:
Dun worry, with work that laid back, I don't predict many to be employed at that specific tech/startup industry.

The problem is that this person is making a scene by wearing this. Others must ignore the tail, or if they comment on the tail they risk some sort of retribution by the person or worse... HR. There is a reason why a dress code exists.
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Most startups don't care about dress codes. As long as you are good at your job, you can come dressed however you like.
 
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Carson Dyle

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I was in a bar a couple of weeks ago and overheard a conversation between two young women sitting next to me. Apparently they were about to share an apartment and were both in the process of packing.

Her (to her friend): I found my buttplug in a drawer today.

Me (butting in): Uh, what color is your buttplug?

Her: It's black. It's inflatable and it vibrates.

Me: Oh?

Her: Yeah, you have to deflate it to pull it out. (She makes a circle with her two hands, forming a ring about 3 inches in diameter.) Like about this big. I really love anal.

Me: (Nothing. Couldn't think of a single word to say to that.)
 
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Carson Dyle said:
I was in a bar a couple of weeks ago and overheard a conversation between two young women sitting next to me. Apparently they were about to share an apartment and were both in the process of packing.

Her (to her friend): I found my buttplug in a drawer today.

Me (butting in): Uh, what color is your buttplug?

Her: It's black. It's inflatable and it vibrates.

Me: Oh?

Her: Yeah, you have to deflate it to pull it out. (She makes a circle with her two hands, forming a ring about 3 inches in diameter.) Like about this big. I really love anal.

Me: (Nothing. Couldn't think of a single word to say to that.)
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I think the follow up would have been, "So, can I buy you a (lot of) drinks?"
 
pontifex

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Carson Dyle said:
I was in a bar a couple of weeks ago and overheard a conversation between two young women sitting next to me. Apparently they were about to share an apartment and were both in the process of packing.

Her (to her friend): I found my buttplug in a drawer today.

Me (butting in): Uh, what color is your buttplug?

Her: It's black. It's inflatable and it vibrates.

Me: Oh?

Her: Yeah, you have to deflate it to pull it out. (She makes a circle with her two hands, forming a ring about 3 inches in diameter.) Like about this big. I really love anal.

Me: (Nothing. Couldn't think of a single word to say to that.)
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You overheard it but were also part of the conversation?
 
highland145

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Fritzo said:
I think I found the answer (NSFW?)

http://www.amazon.com/Greatcase-Fant.../dp/B00CPLI93C
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1 star ratings...
tail looks like nothing like it does in the picture. short and smells. please do yourself a favor and avoid this product.
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This item IS real fur, despite what is claimed in the listing. Very upset.
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For anyone buying an anal plug that you want to use, don't buy this. I later found out after trying to clean this that some plastics and rubbers are porous, and will keep that lovely 'anal scent' around.
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Iron Woode

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Fritzo said:
I think I found the answer (NSFW?)

http://www.amazon.com/Greatcase-Fant.../dp/B00CPLI93C
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Customer Review:
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My dog had his tail bitten off by a wild fox a few months ago and he has, since then, been going around with with only a little nub of what was once his luxurious fluffy tail.

Feeling bad for him, and thinking that the other dogs were probably making fun of him (what with him being the only one without a tail and all) I thought to improve his social standing by purchasing this toy and shoving this fake-tail up his ass so that he might (once again) have a glorious tail to show around the dog-park.

Sadly my plan backfired horribly and my dog bit me severely after I inserted the butt-plug. To make things worse, plug itself refuses to stay in place and is pushed out every time my dog takes a crap.

I am thoroughly disappointed with this product.
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DrDoug

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Maybe she has a tiger in her tank? :biggrin:

If the tail is up when she's around you then it's an offer for hot office sex. I hear that you can find out for sure if you sniff her ass.
 
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