\ Was it ticking?
/ Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
\ Sorry, throwers?
/ Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
\ My suitcase was vibrating?
/ Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially]it's a dildo.[leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article: "a dildo", never "your dildo".