What Does It Mean When A Girl Says....

[Atrail]

What does it mean when a girl describes herself as well proportioned?

 

[Jfur]

probably plump, but with no part being much larger than the others? i.e. not giant bottom and tiny chest...

 

[LordMaul]

Her amazingly huge hips match the barrel tits and thunderbutt.

 

[cressida]

ehehe... more cushion.

 

[Spac3d]

It means she is fat. If she was thin with huge titties, she wouldn't be in porportion, I love those unporportined girls

Spac3d

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SoloKid
ehehe... more cushion.

for the pushin

 

[tallest1]

If thats the only facts she gave you (no weight, height, or dimensions), she's probably a large chick using half-true ambigious terms to describe herself.

 

[minendo]

Big ass, big thighs, small titties.

 

[heartsurgeon]

she likes to eat

 

[Atrail]

She is kinda tall for a girl 5'11, long legs. Thats what I'm going on so far.

 

[zzzz]

demand pics but dont post them.

 

[NetworkDad]

She's got something for you to hang on to during...

 

[crab]

Don't get on a see-saw with her...

 

[ElFenix]

shes not your internet girlfriend is she?

 

[Atrail]

No, me and my buddy are gonna have some drinks with this girl and her friend after the Ryan Adams concert Saturday.

 

[Sealy]

What kind of girl describes herself as 'well porportioned'? Come on now! Did you actually ask her what her body looked like? If you did, how tacky! How about just wait and see what I look like when we get together for drinks!(girl talking not me)

Is "Ryan" Adams a singer who pretends he's "Bryan" Adams?

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: Sealy
What kind of girl describes herself as 'well porportioned'? Come on now! Did you actually ask her what her body looked like? If you did, how tacky! How about just wait and see what I look like when we get together for drinks!(girl talking not me)

maybe she meant height/weight proportionate since she is tall? whatever the case, just go and have fun. Neither of you may find the other attractive, or maybe you both will...

 

[teqwiz]

Try to get her to wear something in the order of a neon orange ski Jacket or farming overalls, so she stands out from FAR away, so you'll know whom she is. A flower in her hair might work also. Tell her you'll wear a Dodgers ball cap and don't wear one at all, but leave it in the car. Then you can skin out if she's " Big Boned ", Or have the option of meeting her if she's only Chilly from the waist up. If you decide to get close enough to actually have a conversation, You can always say you accidentlly left it in the car. Something along the lines of being so excited to meet her and all. Perfect set up in case you get drunk and decide to roll them bones, She'll see the cap in your car, and know you are telling the truth? Pics never work as they are always the High School Cheerleader pics.

 

[yobarman]

dat bitch gotta fat old ass.

 

[Atrail]

Originally posted by: Sealy
What kind of girl describes herself as 'well porportioned'? Come on now! Did you actually ask her what her body looked like? If you did, how tacky! How about just wait and see what I look like when we get together for drinks!(girl talking not me)

No I am not an ignorant ass!

I sent a her picture so she would know what I look like. She doesn't have the gear so she was trying describe what she looks like....

 

[ElFenix]

bah, you shoulda done what they did in the cellular add which was both dudes wearing blue shirt, dude that was supposed to meet girl has dude 2 go in there to scout the situation and perhaps give warning. girl is hot, so dude 2 says that dude 1 couldn't make it and then sends a text message over the phone waving dude 1 off.

 

[Sealy]

From the direction this thread is going, it seems like you are all saying that over weight girls are unattractive. What exactly deems a girl to be over weight? 5 pounds 10, 20,.... And so what if she is, is Atrail going to bolt? She could be the most fun sensuous loving girl he's ever met! Let's not be so judgemental.

Atrail I was'nt insinuating that you were an ignorant a$$, I'm sure your a$$ knows a lot about a lot of things!

 

[glenn1]

maybe she meant height/weight proportionate since she is tall? whatever the case, just go and have fun. Neither of you may find the other attractive, or maybe you both will...

I'm inclined to agree with Jfur on this one. Proportionate, when used by a woman, generally has an overall positive connotation, it's the modest way of saying she's comfortable with how she looks (and is almost certainly not extremely heavy).... it's a nice, neutral way of saying that she doesn't look like a troll without giving details like measurements, etc, and also lets her see if you push the issue (a guy who continues to press for details raises a warning flag). I'd say take her at face value, and you'll probably be pleasantly surprised, or at least not horrified. Just my $.02.

 

[fat bastard]GET IN MY BELLY![/fat bastard]

 

[Atrail]

I am going to have good time no matter! I think Glenn1 and Sealy make good points. I was just curious how you guys/gals would interput it...