What does it mean to "rub one out?"

[JEDIYoda]

Is that a mafia term meaning you hire a hit man???

 

[zerocool84]

........................

 

[frostedflakes]

 

[Kyle]

Ask my sock

 

[PliotronX]

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda
Is that a mafia term meaning you hire a hit man???

Exactly

 

[Kirby]

srsly brah?

 

[Newbian]

It means to rub one out just like in normal but when in a mafia you get a man low on the totem pole to do it for you.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: PliotronX

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda
Is that a mafia term meaning you hire a hit man???

Exactly

that cartoon just took on an entirely new and disturbing meaning...

 

[LucJoe]

I can only imagine the hilarity if you used this phrase in the context you described...

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: Newbian
It means to rub one out just like in normal but when in a mafia you get a man low on the totem pole to do it for you.

I prefer it a more on the upper section.

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: Kyle
Ask my sock

lol

 

[compuwiz1]

Something too small to handle is probably rubbed instead. :laugh:

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda
Is that a mafia term meaning you hire a hit man???

It might be cheaper to use Craigslist.

 

[meltdown75]

rub one out: to play a scratch lottery ticket, or to erase a written number 1 with an eraser

 

[SlitheryDee]

It's a techniques used to ease the birthing of calves.

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
It's a technique used to kill kittens.

fixed

 

[edro]

Ask your mom.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: RKS

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
It's a technique used to kill kittens.

fixed

Happy ending?

 

[Rezag3000]

"to rub one out" is a euphemism for male masturbation

 

[Babbles]

Originally posted by: Rezag3000
"to rub one out" is a euphemism for male masturbation

Four years and you decide now to post? About this?

Hmm, is there a subtle message here?

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Babbles

Originally posted by: Rezag3000
"to rub one out" is a euphemism for male masturbation

Four years and you decide now to post? About this?

Hmm, is there a subtle message here?

Now this is why I love you all.

 

[Bibble]

Originally posted by: Babbles

Originally posted by: Rezag3000
"to rub one out" is a euphemism for male masturbation

Four years and you decide now to post? About this?

Hmm, is there a subtle message here?

This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: PliotronX

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda
Is that a mafia term meaning you hire a hit man???

Exactly

hahaha

 

[runzwithsizorz]

There?s a drug war raging along our southern borders between the various drug cartels for control of that region. The infamous Juan Valdez heads the largest, and most ruthless cartel. Other drug cartels seeking to wrest control away from him have issued bounties, and standing orders to rub Juan out.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda
Is that a mafia term meaning you hire a hit man???

If that's the case, then every male is a mass murderer.