What does it mean to be cut off when married?

[RadiclDreamer]

Title says it all

 

[Jeeebus]

it means terrible parody threads should DIAF

 

[chin311]

no sex?

 

[RadiclDreamer]

it means terrible parody threads should DIAF

I normally hate parodies, but this came to my mind when seeing those and had to do it. I'm sorry, it will NEVER happen again

 

[surfsatwerk]

Being "cut off" is all a part of the marriage process.

 

[her209]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

 

[dfuze]

no sex?

I would go with this definition.

 

[waffleironhead]

for any man who gets down on one knee to propose. This procedure leaves the testicles exposed. The prospective wife then uses this opportunity to remove your nutsack and put it in her purse. Effectively, you are "cut off"

 

[BW86]

no butt secks

 

[spidey07]

no butt secks

That's what I tell my fiancee when she jokingly says she'll cut me off.

"Go ahead, cut the poonanny off. That just means I'm getting the butt when you're asleep. Your choice."

Normally ends that whole line of thinking. Nip it right in the bud.

 

[Jeff7]

That's what I tell my fiancee when she jokingly says she'll cut me off.

"Go ahead, cut the poonanny off. That just means I'm getting the butt when you're asleep. Your choice."

Normally ends that whole line of thinking. Nip it right in the bud.

That's when she equips herself with a Rapex: Suppository Edition.

 

[TallBill]

It means that I'm spending the night at my mistress' house.

 

[MotF Bane]

It means that I'm spending the night at my mistress' house.

Tiger? Is that you?

 

[Abe Froman]

Ask John Bobbitt

 

[TallBill]

Tiger? Is that you?

Millions of men cheat on their wives, many with multiple women. Tiger's ordeal is no more interesting than any of the other ones.