What does it mean to be an American?

[dizzle106]

What do you think?

 

[Schadenfroh]

you were born in america

 

[azazyel]

being a Mutt

 

[CanOWorms]

being American means you're someone who is voting for Bush, watches Nascar, weighs 300+ pounds, your wife is your sister, and you have a 3 legged dog

 

[fredtam]

It is starting to mean a lot less to me lately.

 

[TuxDave]

Someone who considers America to be their home.

 

[bradruth]

Citizenship status in the United States of America.

 

[booger711]

buy an expensive and gas-guzzling SUV and drive 85 mph down the freeway with the windows down and the AC on high

 

[PanzerIV]

Freedom (for now at least). A land of opportunity. A standard of living higher than most of the world...I love the US despite our problems.

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: booger711
buy an expensive and gas-guzzling SUV and drive 85 mph down the freeway with the windows down and the AC on high

and no passengers in the vehicle, while driving to the car dealership to trade it in for something larger.

 

[maddogchen]

to be different from everyone else. Its all about miles, feet, inches, fahrenheits, and pounds!!! screw your metric system!

 

[booger711]

Originally posted by: brunswickite

Originally posted by: booger711
buy an expensive and gas-guzzling SUV and drive 85 mph down the freeway with the windows down and the AC on high

and no passengers in the vehicle, while driving to the car dealership to trade it in for something larger.

while talking on a cell phone about how so and so lost X number of pounds or whose boyfriend got cheated

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: booger711

Originally posted by: brunswickite

Originally posted by: booger711
buy an expensive and gas-guzzling SUV and drive 85 mph down the freeway with the windows down and the AC on high

and no passengers in the vehicle, while driving to the car dealership to trade it in for something larger.

while talking on a cell phone about how so and so lost X number of pounds or whose boyfriend got cheated

did you forget about clinton and his wet dreams?

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: booger711

Originally posted by: brunswickite

Originally posted by: booger711
buy an expensive and gas-guzzling SUV and drive 85 mph down the freeway with the windows down and the AC on high

and no passengers in the vehicle, while driving to the car dealership to trade it in for something larger.

while talking on a cell phone about how so and so lost X number of pounds or whose boyfriend got cheated

with 2 little plastic american flags jammed in the rear windows of the car

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: maddogchen
to be different from everyone else. Its all about miles, feet, inches, fahrenheits, and pounds!!! screw your metric system!

:thumbsup: Haha! Excellent point. Metrics be damned.

 

[Lola]

when i saw this question, this song comes to mind:
Dennis Leary:
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane

EDITED REFRAIN!*

I use public toilets and pis$ on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"

EDITED REFRAIN!*

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

EDITED REFRAIN!*

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Naaaah!

EDITED REFRAIN!*

[Spoken]
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.

[Spoken]
Two words. Nuclear f*cking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...
(Hey)
and Lee Marvin
(Hey)
and Sam Pekinpah
(Hey)
And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
EDITED!*
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!



[Barking]
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Oooh Oooh

[Spoken]
I'm an a$shole and proud of it!

Thats what i think of!

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Lola
Two words. Nuclear f*cking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?!

Yeah, he kind of screwed it up in that song, it's supposed to be "the bomb" if you're referring to nuclear. If there's ONE thing we can take from the Cold War...

 

[SpunkyJones]

Originally posted by: booger711
buy an expensive and gas-guzzling SUV and drive 85 mph down the freeway with the windows down and the AC on high

I need the AC, it warm outside.

 

[booger711]

Originally posted by: SpunkyJones

Originally posted by: booger711
buy an expensive and gas-guzzling SUV and drive 85 mph down the freeway with the windows down and the AC on high

I need the AC, it warm outside.

hence the windows down 85mph

 

What is with all these threads you're making?

Did you just pass your introduction to english and intro to the internet classes?