what does google think you need?

[xboxist]

Jason needs a good slapping (lol)
Jason needs to diet
Jason needs a helmet
Jason needs to put on his shirt
Jason needs a Pismo

 

[KevinCU]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Michael needs a life without cock

I can't say that I'm surprised.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Nouman needs love tonight

 

[nonameo]

Oh my GOD

Nathan needs huggies
Nathan needs Ritalin
Nathan needs full assistance for all of his personal care needs
Nathan needs hernia surgery
Nathan needs some sleep

Only one of those is accurate...

 

[Exterous]

Matt needs to date a midget or something next
Why matt needs new wheels
Matt needs to know
Matt Needs (facebook page)
Priests: Matt needs your help!

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: nonameo
Oh my GOD

Nathan needs huggies
Nathan needs Ritalin
Nathan needs full assistance for all of his personal care needs
Nathan needs hernia surgery
Nathan needs some sleep

Only one of those is accurate...

Massage with happy endings?

 

[Kalmah]

lol...

Bryan Needs a Top!!
Bryan has a beautiful body, and a really great ass that is eager to please


Bryan Needs a Job - Home

?Bryan NEEDS HELP URGENTLY!!!

 

[A Casual Fitz]

Shane needs to lay off fatty foods
Shane needs to die
Shane needs a loving, forever home
Shane needs a job
Shane needs your help!

 

[tw1164]

Peeping Tom Needs Volume
Tom needs some help
Tom needs a little slap on the wrist with my ruler ;-)
Tom Needs to Worry More About Staying Out of the Big House
Tom needs his own blog

 

[TallBill]

Bob needs the hash of his PK
Bob needs a date
Bob needs a new girlfriend
Bob needs a cab
Bob needs to scan for fatties
Bob needs a home
Bob needs chocolate

 

[Anubis]

Adam needs a cookie
Adam Needs an Immediate $25 Million


fuck aint that the truth

 

[CPA]

Keith needs content
Keith needs help
Keith needs some luv
Keith needs Mick to stay cool

 

[KeithTalent]

KT needs a band. Could be true I guess

KT needs access. To what, I am not really sure.

KT Needs To Stop Making Digs AT Public.

KT

 

[SunnyD]

Dan needs your help! (Apparently Dan needs a date, as posted by digg)
Dan needs life support! (Wtf?)
Dan needs a new car.
Dan needs your home remedies. (Crackpot?)
Dan needs your help to answer tough questions. (Oh boy...)
Dan Needs is on Facebook. :laughing;
Desperate Dan needs a change.
Coach Dan needs a shave.

 

[Reliant]

Geoff needs a blowjob.

 

[Tim]

Tim needs to dump his lame girl
Tim needs this virtual school option
Tim needs to be carefully managed
Tim needs new crutches
Tim needs you
Tim needs cash 15 year old schoolboy
Tim needs a plumber

 

[TwiceOver]

Dan needs a kidney


was the only suggestion.

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

Alex needs:
more than just a rat trap for his vermin
your help
to answer about steroids
anger management
a girlfriend
a lynching mob

I think they're on to me :shiftyeyes;

 

[Lummex]

Lindsay needs coffee

That was all... Borrriiiinnngggg.
I guess it's true though, except coffee doesn't really affect me.

Edit: Just kidding, here's some more

Lindsay needs some food, say fans
Lindsay needs a bra
Lindsay needs Love
Lindsay needs to go to rehab
Lindsay needs to stop wearing fur
Lindsay needs new booze sponser for her birthday bash
Lindsay needs better medication

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: Reliant
Geoff needs a blowjob.

OMG I had to look this one up because I know a Geoff too who well... as sad as it sounds... may never get laid. I almost cracked up reading this at work.

 

[Joemonkey]

Joey needs some nikes! - no
joey needs to shoot more - maybe
JOEY NEEDS A HOME - no
Joey Needs Some Help - yes
Joey Needs Formula - no
Joey Needs Some Encouragement - no
Joey needs a sidekick - hell yeah!
Joey needs a nap - yes
Joey Needs To Start A Blog - no
Joey Needs Your Help - no
Joey needs some color - maybe
JOEY NEEDS *YOU!* - no

 

[drdops]

Andy needs mind power to conquer the jungle

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Lummex
Lindsay needs coffee

That was all... Borrriiiinnngggg.
I guess it's true though, except coffee doesn't really affect me.

Edit: Just kidding, here's some more

Lindsay needs some food, say fans
Lindsay needs a bra
Lindsay needs Love
Lindsay needs to go to rehab
Lindsay needs to stop wearing fur
Lindsay needs new booze sponser for her birthday bash
Lindsay needs better medication

Murderer! :|

KT

 

[Gooberlx2]

derp...someone else got it already.

 

[Argo]

According to google:

Joe needs toilet training
Joe needs your help
Joe needs a prayer