what does google think you need?

[nageov3t]

saw this on another forum and thought it was funny... search your first name + needs.

according to google,

Alan needs a new pair of shorts
Alan needs a Johnny
Alan needs parents for patty-cake
Alan needs a lot more love
Alan needs to get moving, but can't make himself get off the couch

4/5 are, in fact, pretty close to accurate!

 

[glenn beck]

Mike needs a date
Mike needs to get a clue

only got 2


entered full name says Michael needs a girlfriend, okay I get it already

 

[Firsttime]

Joshua need a haircut
Joshua needs your help
Joshua needs a house
Joshua needs kwiki mart

Most of those are pretty much true.

 

[Crono]

Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman
Steve needs sleep
Steve needs Enigmo
Steve Needs The Money
Steve needs YOUR money
Steve needs you
Steve Needs A Place To Park
Steve needs help


OK, that settles it. Google is psychic.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Brian needs to work out
Brian needs vacation

 

[James Bond]

Tyler needs a Turbo,
Tyler needs the subs,
Tyler needs milk,
Tyler needs help (haha),
Tyler needs someone to ride with.

 

[Newbian]

Mike Needs a Heart
Mike Needs to Calm Down on Eminent Domain.

 

[TestedAcorn]

Eric needs to sell his stuff.
Eric needs cable petition.
Eric needs medication.
Eric needs HELP!

 

[Mrvile]

Google didn't work for me so I tried Yahoo instead...

Eric needs god
Eric needs stitches
Eric needs support
Eric needs teachers
Eric needs Barbara
Eric needs relationship
Eric needs a job

 

[LOUISSSSS]

how are you guys getting these results?

 

[Newbian]

Just type in google your first name followed by needs and then search it.

I did "Louis needs" and got:

Louis Needs Sex Video
Louis Needs his F'n Shoe!
Louis needs a longer tie

 

[destrekor]

Michael needs a girlfriend (++++++)
Michael needs memory boost (+++)
Michael needs strong father, nurturing mother (---------)
Michael needs money (++)
Michael needs to grow up (+)
Michael needs a clone (++++++++++++++)
Michael needs a break (++++)

These with + are true. That one with the ------ .... not so much.

I do need a girlfriend and a clone.

 

[xanis]

Brian needs to workout

that was the only one... and it's true.

 

[GeekDrew]

+Andrew needs love
+Andrew needs a life
/Andrew needs all the prayers he can get
-Andrew needs a life with pictures, videos, personal blog
+Andrew needs a home
-Andrew Needs a Real Dog

 

[irishScott]

Scott needs nude models
Scott Needs This!
Scott needs a new liver
Scott needs a real serious butt chewing
Scott Needs More Sleep (true)
Scott needs help; drinking vino

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Mark Needs a Chick :laugh:

So true!

...and the next 5 hits as well

 

[Atomic Playboy]

"Sam needs" is greeted by about 6 billion pages explaining everything the US government should do as "Uncle Sam needs to..." So apparently I need to get off my ass and fix the economy.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Aparantly I need a bra, a kidney transplant, and I need to get fired. Wow. I have a very scary future ahead of me.

If I put "red squirrel needs" I get my very own game site saying I need donations. Ha! Send money to my paypal!

 

[AreaCode707]

<Firstname> needs To Deal With The Fact That She's From The Future
<Firstname> needs to bite some chumps

My fav so far.

 

[KevinCU]

Kevin needs your money
Kevin needs more beer
Kevin needs a liver transplant
Kevin needs to lay off the weed
Kevin needs signs
Kevin needs a job really soon

 

[Proprioceptive]

Jordan needs a heart.
Jordan needs to step up efforts to attract foreign direct investments
Jordan needs to stop overreacting
Jordan needs extra 4000 nurses by 2008
Jordan needs to finish job in DC
Jordan needs help to reach the big stage in US

4000 nurses... Mmmm....

 

[SlitheryDee]

Roy needs another.
Roy needs more small girl sizes.
Roy needs to join the real world.
Roy needs to avoid damaging situations.
Roy needs to eat more biscuits.

 

[zerocool84]

This was my first one

Attention Red Sox: Ben Needs You

 

[MikeMike]

Michael needs a life without cock... WTF
Michael needs a girlfriend
Michael needs a liver donor
Michael needs a mum


wtf, completely random

 

[Fayd]

Peter needs to save Dumbeldore
Peter needs a vasectome
Peter needs some dong
Peter needs a haircut
Peter needs some slack
Peter needs you.


er... i dont need a dong, damnit.