what does google think you need?

nageov3t

Lifer
Feb 18, 2004
42,808
83
91
saw this on another forum and thought it was funny... search your first name + needs.

according to google,

Alan needs a new pair of shorts
Alan needs a Johnny
Alan needs parents for patty-cake :confused:
Alan needs a lot more love
Alan needs to get moving, but can't make himself get off the couch

4/5 are, in fact, pretty close to accurate!
 

glenn beck

Platinum Member
Oct 6, 2004
2,380
0
0
Mike needs a date
Mike needs to get a clue

only got 2


entered full name says Michael needs a girlfriend, okay I get it already
 

Firsttime

Platinum Member
Mar 31, 2005
2,517
0
76
Joshua need a haircut
Joshua needs your help
Joshua needs a house
Joshua needs kwiki mart

Most of those are pretty much true.
 

Crono

Lifer
Aug 8, 2001
23,720
1,503
136
Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman
Steve needs sleep
Steve needs Enigmo
Steve Needs The Money
Steve needs YOUR money
Steve needs you
Steve Needs A Place To Park
Steve needs help


OK, that settles it. Google is psychic.
 

James Bond

Diamond Member
Jan 21, 2005
6,023
0
0
Tyler needs a Turbo,
Tyler needs the subs,
Tyler needs milk,
Tyler needs help (haha),
Tyler needs someone to ride with.
 

TestedAcorn

Golden Member
Mar 14, 2007
1,228
1
0
Eric needs to sell his stuff.
Eric needs cable petition.
Eric needs medication.
Eric needs HELP!
 

Mrvile

Lifer
Oct 16, 2004
14,066
1
0
Google didn't work for me so I tried Yahoo instead...

Eric needs god
Eric needs stitches
Eric needs support
Eric needs teachers
Eric needs Barbara
Eric needs relationship
Eric needs a job
 

Newbian

Lifer
Aug 24, 2008
24,779
882
126
Just type in google your first name followed by needs and then search it.

I did "Louis needs" and got:

Louis Needs Sex Video
Louis Needs his F'n Shoe!
Louis needs a longer tie
 

destrekor

Lifer
Nov 18, 2005
28,799
359
126
Michael needs a girlfriend (++++++)
Michael needs memory boost (+++)
Michael needs strong father, nurturing mother (---------)
Michael needs money (++)
Michael needs to grow up (+)
Michael needs a clone (++++++++++++++)
Michael needs a break (++++)

These with + are true. That one with the ------ .... not so much.

I do need a girlfriend and a clone. :)

 

GeekDrew

Diamond Member
Jun 7, 2000
9,099
19
81
+Andrew needs love
+Andrew needs a life
/Andrew needs all the prayers he can get
-Andrew needs a life with pictures, videos, personal blog
+Andrew needs a home
-Andrew Needs a Real Dog
 

irishScott

Lifer
Oct 10, 2006
21,562
3
0
Scott needs nude models
Scott Needs This!
Scott needs a new liver
Scott needs a real serious butt chewing
Scott Needs More Sleep (true)
Scott needs help; drinking vino
 
Feb 6, 2007
16,432
1
81
"Sam needs" is greeted by about 6 billion pages explaining everything the US government should do as "Uncle Sam needs to..." So apparently I need to get off my ass and fix the economy.
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
70,745
13,855
126
www.anyf.ca
Aparantly I need a bra, a kidney transplant, and I need to get fired. Wow. I have a very scary future ahead of me. :eek:

If I put "red squirrel needs" I get my very own game site saying I need donations. Ha! Send money to my paypal!
 

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
18,447
133
106
<Firstname> needs To Deal With The Fact That She's From The Future
<Firstname> needs to bite some chumps

My fav so far.
 

KevinCU

Senior member
Jan 14, 2009
896
0
0
Kevin needs your money
Kevin needs more beer
Kevin needs a liver transplant
Kevin needs to lay off the weed
Kevin needs signs
Kevin needs a job really soon
 

Proprioceptive

Golden Member
Feb 27, 2006
1,630
10
81
Jordan needs a heart.
Jordan needs to step up efforts to attract foreign direct investments
Jordan needs to stop overreacting
Jordan needs extra 4000 nurses by 2008
Jordan needs to finish job in DC
Jordan needs help to reach the big stage in US

4000 nurses... Mmmm....
 
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SlitheryDee

Roy needs another.
Roy needs more small girl sizes.
Roy needs to join the real world.
Roy needs to avoid damaging situations.
Roy needs to eat more biscuits.
 

MikeMike

Lifer
Feb 6, 2000
45,885
66
91
Michael needs a life without cock... WTF
Michael needs a girlfriend
Michael needs a liver donor
Michael needs a mum


wtf, completely random
 

Fayd

Diamond Member
Jun 28, 2001
7,970
2
76
www.manwhoring.com
Peter needs to save Dumbeldore
Peter needs a vasectome
Peter needs some dong
Peter needs a haircut
Peter needs some slack
Peter needs you.


er... i dont need a dong, damnit.