What does a part time police officer do?

[Shockwave]

What exactly does a part time deputy or sheriff do? It isnt normal field work such as issue tickets and such is it? Is it just office / clerical type work, or what?

 

[MichaelD]

Only arrests half of the criminals.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Eat donuts.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Only arrests half of the criminals.

You crack me up, Bro!

Gimme a PM.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
What exactly does a part time deputy or sheriff do? It isnt normal field work such as issue tickets and such is it? Is it just office / clerical type work, or what?

Oh, as to your question, they only eat half as much donuts.

 

[Mookow]

They arrest midgets.

 

[Shockwave]

The humor runs strong in this thread.......

 

[white]

i think they do normal police officer duties but work fewer hours than full time. why don't you call your local PD and find out?

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: white
i think they do normal police officer duties but work fewer hours than full time. why don't you call your local PD and find out?

Because I'm stuck at work right now.

 

[Coquito]

They sit at a desk filling out forms & typing up reports. Then they go home at noon & take a nap.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Coquito
They sit at a desk filling out forms & typing up reports. Then they go home at noon & take a nap.

Milk & Cookies before the nap? Sign me up!

 

[xboxist]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Only arrests half of the criminals.

No, that's what a full-time officer does.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Coquito
They sit at a desk filling out forms & typing up reports. Then they go home at noon & take a nap.

how is that different from the full time officers?

 

[virtuamike]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Eat donuts.

No no, only half the donuts.

 

[compuwiz1]

Oh, on a typical day, they might book someone like Jacko, chase a speeding moped and, of course, make a canvass of the local Krispy Kreme.

 

[Pepsei]

They are hired guns when they're not on the clock.

 

[Vonkhan]

they work on their PhDs, analyze their portfolios, listen to Mozart and discuss philosophy

donuts

 

[MedicBob]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
What exactly does a part time deputy or sheriff do? It isnt normal field work such as issue tickets and such is it? Is it just office / clerical type work, or what?

Same stuff just doesn't work 40+ hours a week.

 

Drive half a car, around half the town, for half the time, while eating half the donuts, drinking half the cup of coffee, and only arresting half the criminals.

 

[virtuamike]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
Drive half a car, around half the town, for half the time, while eating half the donuts, drinking half the cup of coffee, and only arresting half the criminals.

You're about half there