What do you want put on your grave ?

[LeStEr]

When Im dead and in my grave no more pot and whisky will I crave. On my gravestone shall be seen here lies the bones of a smoking machine.

 

[BigNeko]

.999... does NOT equal 1.

 

[Migroo]

In really small writing, so you have to creep up in order to read it..


'Youre standing on my balls'

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: DanJ
"Died saving his family from a sinking battleship"

goddamn, you stole mine! that's what i want too.

 

[Ready]

"Here rest the last surviving male on earth who bravely sacrificed his life by impregnating every beautiful women on earth thus saving mankind from extinction"

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Migroo
In really small writing, so you have to creep up in order to read it..


'Youre standing on my balls'

BWA HA!

I just want a lot of dirt on top of me. Otherwise, I'm going to stink like sh!t!!!

 

[Xionide]

"died with keyboard in hand with fingers on the letters N E F

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Ready
"Here rest the last surviving male on earth who bravely sacrificed his life by impregnating every beautiful women on earth thus saving mankind from extinction"

lol, seems like tha should read "here lies a delusional fool who frequently forgot to take his thorazine🙂

 

[skace]

"Beware: Quicksand"

"I was dead at 16, but it took me 70 years to find a good resting place"

 

[FoBoT]

if i get buried at sea like i want, there won't be a grave to put anything onto

although it would be nice of everybody to think of me everytime they eat a tuna fish sandwich 😛

 

[SagaLore]

"If you can read this, you're stepping on my groin"

😀

 

[911paramedic]

As it turns out, you CAN take it with you..."

 

[Czar]

its a forbidden word on the forum, it concists of "IB" and then "TL"

 

[Red Dawn]

I said sh!t not shoot idiot!

 

[chipburner]

"Stay on line, you are next"

 

[schdaddy]

"In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey"

 

[gotsmack]

I'm going to be creamated and have my ashes scattered so I won't have a tombstone.

 

[Jzero]

"My family suffered through a lifetime of my company and all they got was this lousy rock."

 

[CraigRT]

whatever works!!
doesnt matter to me!!
when i'm dead i'm dead.. what do i care!?

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: aves2k
"It could be worse, I could be imtim83"

😉😛

LMAO 😀

 

[Electric Amish]

I don't want a grave.

Just cremate me and put the ashes out with the rest of the trash.

amish

 

[Amused]

I don't want a grave. What a pointless, useless waste of land.

Throw my body in the woods and let it rot. That's what is supposed to happen with our bodies anyhow.

 

[Cuda1447]

j00 sux 1/\/\ d34d

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Amused
I don't want a grave. What a pointless, useless waste of land.

Throw my body in the woods and let it rot. That's what is supposed to happen with our bodies anyhow.

You are one strange fellow.

 

[440sixpack]

"Here lies Beavis, he never scored" 😉 🙂