I want a girlfriend. But that ain't happening because:
1. Just got out of a relation, it didn't end well so I'm still a little emotionally screwed up.
2. The girl I like is off limits, she's my go-to person for personal advice and stuff and I'm too chicken to ask her out, even though she's probably everything I'll ever want in a gf.
3. I've already decided to be anti-valentine's this year and go skiing, got some new ski's and boots that are dying to be tried out. Any potential gf surely wouldn't let me go skiing. Unless I meet a gf while I'm there, but what are the odds of that?
So Valentine's is going to suck for me. And did I tell you all that I hate pink? Pink is the work of the devil I tell you, it's as undeserving of being a color as Arby's is undeserving of calling their processed meat byproducts "roast beef". Pink violates the very sanctity of manhood (when you see pink in Fry's ads, it's the end of the world - it's like seeing pink in Home Depot and Hooters).