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Originally posted by: Kadarin
It literally could be anything...

Sex in public places
Other women or groups
Feet
Fire play
S&M/B&D (she likes to be tied up, or wants to tie you up)
Voyeurism
Bisexuality (she wants to see you with another guy)
Leather/latex
Watersports
Pissing/pooping

Get her all horny, then ask 🙂 Do not forget to report back to us.
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Bolded is the only one "almost criminal"( actually, it IS illegal most places).

I'm going to go with auto/erotic asphyxia. I believe that choking somebody is also illegal.
 
I think this story is made up (probably was just a funny story circulated by email forwards that some people claimed happened to a friend of a friend), but it's worth telling.

Guy meets girl. Girl wants to play. Girl brings guy back to her apartment. They start doing it. At some point, the girl sticks a dildo up the guy's butt. They're both drunk and horny so he sort of accepts that she's kinky and decides to just go with it. Then the girl removes the top sheet from her bed to reveal a plastic bedcover underneath. Girl then proceeds to pull the dildo out of the guy's butt way too fast, causing him to evacuate his bowls on the bed, at which point the girl starts rolling around in it. Guy gets the hell out of dodge.

Don't be that guy (if he really exists).
 
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Fuck me I give up. I sent her a text asking one more time to tell me, she said:

"It is not the same and if you ever learn it you will understand"

Now I'm afraid, I think this chick is mentally unstable. How bad could it be, I have like covered every single base with her, and she said no, unless I already guessed it right and she said no anyways to try and cover it up? I'm thinking that's the case here.
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She'd tell you if she thought you would be nice enough to oblige her fetish.

 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
I think this story is made up (probably was just a funny story circulated by email forwards that some people claimed happened to a friend of a friend), but it's worth telling.

Guy meets girl. Girl wants to play. Girl brings guy back to her apartment. They start doing it. At some point, the girl sticks a dildo up the guy's butt. They're both drunk and horny so he sort of accepts that she's kinky and decides to just go with it. Then the girl removes the top sheet from her bed to reveal a plastic bedcover underneath. Girl then proceeds to pull the dildo out of the guy's butt way too fast, causing him to evacuate his bowls on the bed, at which point the girl starts rolling around in it. Guy gets the hell out of dodge.

Don't be that guy (if he really exists).
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Yeah, but that's not illegal.
 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
I think this story is made up (probably was just a funny story circulated by email forwards that some people claimed happened to a friend of a friend), but it's worth telling.

Guy meets girl. Girl wants to play. Girl brings guy back to her apartment. They start doing it. At some point, the girl sticks a dildo up the guy's butt. They're both drunk and horny so he sort of accepts that she's kinky and decides to just go with it. Then the girl removes the top sheet from her bed to reveal a plastic bedcover underneath. Girl then proceeds to pull the dildo out of the guy's butt way too fast, causing him to evacuate his bowls on the bed, at which point the girl starts rolling around in it. Guy gets the hell out of dodge.

Don't be that guy (if he really exists).
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That's not illegal and I know people who do enjoy that stuff. A friend of a friend of mine that I've met briefly a few times loves it when a chick does a number 2 on his chest. The only catch is that she has to be super hot, barbie like, for him to get off. Freaky people man (H)

I honestly think it's something I've already tried to guess with her but she just played it off because I hit the money. Either that or she is trying to entice me to see her more often, become closer with her, and then tell me "it's nothing", which might very well be the case.

If it's sex in public, ok that's illegal, but she wouldn't feel "embarassed about typing it" if that was it, I know many people who like risky sex in public, and no one is really embarassed to admit it.

On the other hand having a scat fetish or something is embarassing.

We will see what happens...
 
its prolly something lame like she gets off on stealing.

either that, or she wants you to shit in a bag for her.
 
Tell her that you've debated about it, and you feel the need to tell her about your secret fetish that you want to try - but she has to tell you first about hers. Depending on it, just tell her you want her to jack you off with her armpits or something tame.
 
Originally posted by: dougp
Tell her that you've debated about it, and you feel the need to tell her about your secret fetish that you want to try - but she has to tell you first about hers. Depending on it, just tell her you want her to jack you off with her armpits or something tame.
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Wait... wut? armpits?
 
Originally posted by: mesthead21
Originally posted by: dougp
Tell her that you've debated about it, and you feel the need to tell her about your secret fetish that you want to try - but she has to tell you first about hers. Depending on it, just tell her you want her to jack you off with her armpits or something tame.
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Wait... wut? armpits?
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That's a pretty low level fetish - blame CSI for that one, I was trying to think of a tame, but randomly weird fetish he could use as a cover.
 
Maybe she gets off on acts of international terrorism. Find a way to casually mention that you may have detonated a bomb in a crowded marketplace and guage her reaction.
 
Originally posted by: Arkitech
she must be a really mentally scarred freakazoid


my guess is she wants you to do her missionary style :Q
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Oh the huge manatee!

Or maybe that's what she is ...
 
Originally posted by: dougp
Originally posted by: mesthead21
Originally posted by: dougp
Tell her that you've debated about it, and you feel the need to tell her about your secret fetish that you want to try - but she has to tell you first about hers. Depending on it, just tell her you want her to jack you off with her armpits or something tame.
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Wait... wut? armpits?
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That's a pretty low level fetish - blame CSI for that one, I was trying to think of a tame, but randomly weird fetish he could use as a cover.
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Feet
 
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