What do you think is the most tasty part of a human?

gopunk

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i swear this is my last weird post tonight :D

i have heard that many cannibalistic tribes came to a consensus that hands taste the best. i found that oddly interesting :)
 

Kadarin

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<< would that be a male or female human? >>



I think we'd better hope Jerboy doesn't see this thread...
 

XMan

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From the research I did for a paper on the Donner party, the thigh is the best part.

But seriously, gopunk, you gonna pass that doobie or what?
 

gopunk

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<< From the research I did for a paper on the Donner party, the thigh is the best part.
But seriously, gopunk, you gonna pass that doobie or what?
>>



no, it's all mine :D
 

gopunk

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<< id like to take a big bite out of someones shoulder >>



no offense, but that seems like a pretty bad choice :p so bony... the palm is nice and fleshy...
 

bizmark

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<< Boobs. >>



although I agree with bob too, for some reason the shoulder seems nice and meaty.

I wonder how amenable the mods are to threads about cannibalism?

And a hand has so many bones! I'd go with something bigger and meatier. Breasts are mostly fat IIRC, that ought to taste pretty good :)
 

cherrytwist

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Heh..this thread reminded me of this 80's song:

I Eat Cannibals
Toto Coelo

I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals

What can you do
You're in a stew
Hot hot cook it up
I'm never gonna stop

Fancy a bite
My appetite
Yum yum gee it's fun
Banging on a different drum

And I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals

I like the spice
Tasty and nice
Roastin vitamin
Forget the diet

in'Mmm such a dish
I can't resist
Healthy recipe
What you got is good for me

And I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals
I eat cannibal
It's incredible

You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals
All I wanna do
Make a meal of you

We are what we eat
You're my kind of meat
Got a hunger for your love
(Hot pot cook it up, I'm never gonna stop)

It's all I'm thinkin' of
(Yum yum gee it's fun, I'm banging on a drum)
Give the world a bone
(Roastin vitamin, forget the dietin')
I got steak at home
(I eat cannibals)

I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals

Roastin', toastin',
you're the one I'm boastin'
Eat me, eat you,
incredibly delicious too

Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake
Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree

Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake
Full up, can't stop, dicing on a chop
 

HappyPuppy

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There are a lot of gourmet type people who swear by mountain oysters. Now, if you want to extrapolate this to humans for food, I would have to suggest the testicles. Perhaps if you boiled them and then either smoked or sauteed them they might be, not only tasty, but also filling because of their density. Not having tried them I am not sure, but I have an image that they might be chewy even when sliced thin. Of course you could always top them with sauteed mushrooms and onions and, perhaps, some barbecue sauce.