What do you tell a telemarket lady when she calls you in

[CPA]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
yeah, my wife gets pissed when i ignore the phone, but she hears it ring
i don't like answering phones, i have phone phobia

Same here. I wish I could just get rid of the damn thing.

 

[se7en]

I answered the phone once while just about to get busy with my then girlfriend (now wife) becasue she told me to answer so it would stop. I did and it was an ex-flame just seeing what I was doing for the night (11pm) and all hell broke loose when she realized who it was.

Last time, I mean LAST time I ever do that.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: se7en
I answered the phone once while just about to get busy with my then girlfriend (now wife) becasue she told me to answer so it would stop. I did and it was an ex-flame just seeing what I was doing for the night (11pm) and all hell broke loose when she realized who it was.

Last time, I mean LAST time I ever do that.

hahahahahah

 

[Capt Caveman]

This thread delivers!!!

 

[FusionKnight]

Originally posted by: KPACOTKA
I have no caller Id feature, so I always pickup phone hopping that my mom calls. However in most cases it is some telemarketing lady which doesn't allow me to say a word. I usually tell something like - "Could you call me other time, I'm in the middle of something". What you do answer?

"This is kind a bad time - I'm in the middle of someone."

For the record, I also wouldn't pick up the phone, but I liked that joke and wanted to share

FK

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: KPACOTKA
I have no caller Id feature, so I always pickup phone hopping that my mom calls. However in most cases it is some telemarketing lady which doesn't allow me to say a word. I usually tell something like - "Could you call me other time, I'm in the middle of something". What you do answer?

Even if there was a remote possibility my whole family had died, I still wouldn't pick up the phone while I'm fvcking.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Tell her that the call will cost $2.95 for the first three minutes and $1.95 for every minute after.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Ronstang
Who the hell picks up the phone in the middle of sex? I sure wouldn't.

Who the hell picks up the phone in the middle of sex.... hoping its their mom????!?!? WTF!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: KPACOTKA
I have no caller Id feature, so I always pickup phone hopping that my mom calls. However in most cases it is some telemarketing lady which doesn't allow me to say a word. I usually tell something like - "Could you call me other time, I'm in the middle of something". What you do answer?

There is no way I'd answer the phone in the middle of sex.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: KPACOTKA
I have no caller Id feature, so I always pickup phone hopping that my mom calls. However in most cases it is some telemarketing lady which doesn't allow me to say a word. I usually tell something like - "Could you call me other time, I'm in the middle of something". What you do answer?

? You would pick up the phone when you are having sex, hoping it's your mom??? That is just sick!

 

[GrantMeThePower]

First, why are you picking up during sex?

Second, and more importantly...why are you hoping its your mom during sex?

 

[NuroMancer]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: KPACOTKA
I have no caller Id feature, so I always pickup phone hopping that my mom calls. However in most cases it is some telemarketing lady which doesn't allow me to say a word. I usually tell something like - "Could you call me other time, I'm in the middle of something". What you do answer?

? You would pick up the phone when you are having sex, hoping it's your mom??? That is just sick!

Isn't it obvious? He wants to tell his mom that he doesn't need her for sex anymore.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: NuroMancer

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: KPACOTKA
I have no caller Id feature, so I always pickup phone hopping that my mom calls. However in most cases it is some telemarketing lady which doesn't allow me to say a word. I usually tell something like - "Could you call me other time, I'm in the middle of something". What you do answer?

? You would pick up the phone when you are having sex, hoping it's your mom??? That is just sick!

Isn't it obvious? He wants to tell his mom that he doesn't need her for sex anymore.

Incest is not best anymore? Oh noes!!!

 

[Patt]

Are you so important that you can't let the phone ring while you're having relations? I feel sorry for anyone who feels this way

 

[alkemyst]

Maybe he is screwing his mom in reality. He keeps hoping she calls so the nitemare isn't true.