What do you steal from work?

[rabiesdvm]

That was funny.

 

[m2kewl]

some virginity (surprise no one mentioned it)

 

[JulesMaximus]

Time and bandwidth.

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: m2kewl
some virginity (surprise no one mentioned it)

you remind me of when Peter Griffen stuck his penis in a pencil sharpener

 

[nutxo]

Nothing, if i want something I ask. If my boss says no then I buy it.

 

[gshock888]

steal as in for personal use, not business use!

 

[frank84]

i can't say stealing.. since my boss knows about it..
well, but i still take it without paying or anything so..

here it goes..

- Papers
- Internet Bandwidth
- LCD Monitor (just one)
- Computer Parts
- Boss's money (by not working)
- general office supplies (pen, paper clips, etc.)
- Using company phone for personal use.
- Use Company's FedEx for personal business.

 

[gshock888]

nobody said Stapler yet?

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: gshock888

Originally posted by: eigen
No thanks other people from my work post here so....Yeah nothing.And if I catch any of you mofo'f doing it I will bust yo ass.

so u post here, and u know ur coworkers do that. and yet you all still do it? nice!

Yeah totally.I have seen at least 5 of my coworkers on ATOT all at one time.

 

[maddogchen]

a few tactical nukes. they won't be missed.

 

[gshock888]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: gshock888

Originally posted by: eigen
No thanks other people from my work post here so....Yeah nothing.And if I catch any of you mofo'f doing it I will bust yo ass.

so u post here, and u know ur coworkers do that. and yet you all still do it? nice!

Yeah totally.I have seen at least 5 of my coworkers on ATOT all at one time.

well, your company must be one hell of a productive one

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: gshock888

Originally posted by: shimsham
no need to steal. the boss would give me anything i need, all i gotta do is ask.

ask him for a night with his daughter(s), then post pics here. thanks

she is pretty hot, but jailbait.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: shimsham
no need to steal. the boss would give me anything i need, all i gotta do is ask.

anything? what if you asked for a BJ?

who says he hasnt arranged that already?

 

[gshock888]

Originally posted by: shimsham



she is pretty hot, but jailbait.

:camera:?

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: gshock888

Originally posted by: shimsham



she is pretty hot, but jailbait.

:camera:?

sure. heres sarah.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Posting on ATOT = Time from employer

Can't deny that one.

 

[gshock888]

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: gshock888

Originally posted by: shimsham



she is pretty hot, but jailbait.

:camera:?

sure. heres sarah.

HAWT!:thumbsup:

 

[Baked]

TP, paper towel, liquid soap from the restroom.

 

[meltdown75]

- Sunscreen for golf (last year)
- Armour All wipes from the company car

i think that's it... oh, Time of course - a lot of that.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: gshock888
What do you steal from work?

The entire company. Instead of taking it one asset at a time, I erased the owner's name and put my name in there. Now the company is mine, and nobody knows why.

 

[Jzero]

Pens. Lots and lots of pens. Not intentionally, but I always accidentally leave them in my pocket at the end of the day.

The weird thing is that after 7 years working here, I should have hundreds of pens in my house, and I can never find one.

 

[Tiamat]

post it notes

 

[gshock888]

Originally posted by: Jzero
Pens. Lots and lots of pens. Not intentionally, but I always accidentally leave them in my pocket at the end of the day.

The weird thing is that after 7 years working here, I should have hundreds of pens in my house, and I can never find one.

whoever you live with is stealing the stolen pens from you.
if you don't live with anybody, check the closets... there might be someone living there without your knowledge

 

[thirdlegstump]

I work at area 51 and have stolen a few alien motherships and a dead alien.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
nothing

nothing to freakign steal....
i have to bring my own pens etc in.. company is annoying me..