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What do you read in the bathroom?

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Suddenly I'm glad our school doesn't have door on stalls, otherwise we'd have bunch of inconsiderate people locking themselve in there reading magazine without a thought about people waiting to use it.
 
heh... well used to read stuff, maxim, playboy, and people

now i take my ipaq in there and play nintendo games
 
depends what im doing + ETD (estimated time of departure)
ranging from newpaper articles to encyclopedias 😱
 


<< Suddenly I'm glad our school doesn't have door on stalls, otherwise we'd have bunch of inconsiderate people locking themselve in there reading magazine without a thought about people waiting to use it. >>


You know.. not everyone on earth is evil, and not everything sucks.
 


<< how friggin long does it take you to 'do your thing'? dayum >>




a few min for me 🙂


Considering so many people have such a bad eating habit, its no surprise alot of them suffer from diarrhea and constipation, which can be time consuming on the can.

 
Usually magazines. Whenever I do my business I usually make quite an ocassion of it, and I always must find something to read. I take my time to say the least.....
 


<< Suddenly I'm glad our school doesn't have door on stalls, otherwise we'd have bunch of inconsiderate people locking themselve in there reading magazine without a thought about people waiting to use it. >>



😵 so someone can see you takin a s#it...not like they'd WANT to see that, but ya don't really got a choice...

Oh damn bootymac, I forgot about those. I used to go to my friends house and read those, damn. Those were the shi0t. But at my house, I usually grab something BEFORE i enter the john, so no reaching around for stuff to read.

BTW, is it me, or do round toilets suck ass? Every time i use one, you're always afraid of your dick touchin something, with oval or elongated toilets, you don't have as much of a problem...
 


<< Usually magazines. Whenever I do my business I usually make quite an ocassion of it, and I always must find something to read. I take my time to say the least..... >>



Im guilty of that too. Before I go into the bathroom, I always look for some reading material, unless a turtle head is poking its way out. Good thing I have like 9 magazine subscriptions.
Sometimes I get so caught up in the reading that my leg becomes numb or my sisters or parents start yelling at me to take some ExLax or sumthin😀
 
OH yeah, i think all of the above should be an option. I mean, comon, out of all the times, you can't tell me that you JUST read a book, and not a magazine, or a game system, or a random object like shampoo.
 


<< Sometimes I get so caught up in the reading that my leg becomes numb or my sisters or parents start yelling at me to take some ExLax or sumthin
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Same here. 🙂 When my legs start going numb it's my signal to get up...not uncommon for me to spend 20-25 minutes in there just enjoying some reading. It's not that I'm constipated or anything...I just keep sitting for some reason...and really take my time doing the deed. Sorry for getting into details folks 🙂
 


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<< Sometimes I get so caught up in the reading that my leg becomes numb or my sisters or parents start yelling at me to take some ExLax or sumthin
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Same here. 🙂 When my legs start going numb it's my signal to get up...not uncommon for me to spend 20-25 minutes in there just enjoying some reading. It's not that I'm constipated or anything...I just keep sitting for some reason...and really take my time doing the deed. Sorry for getting into details folks 🙂
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boy, you got my number. Its just relaxing to sit on the crapper after a hard day...or any day for that matter 😛
 


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<< Sometimes I get so caught up in the reading that my leg becomes numb or my sisters or parents start yelling at me to take some ExLax or sumthin
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Same here. 🙂 When my legs start going numb it's my signal to get up...not uncommon for me to spend 20-25 minutes in there just enjoying some reading. It's not that I'm constipated or anything...I just keep sitting for some reason...and really take my time doing the deed. Sorry for getting into details folks 🙂
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Certain study says excessive time on the toilet is a contributing factor to grow up hemorrhoids :Q

Anyways, you go in there and finish your job, do the reading and by the time you get around to wipe yourself in 30min, it'll be all dried and crusted up.
 


<< the back of a shampoo bottle 🙂 >>




Whats so fun about that?

Paragraph 1: marketing rant

paragraph 2: instruction

last:

Water, ammonium laureth sulfate, ammonium lauryl sulfate, glycol disterate, panthenol, panthenyl ethyl ether, cocamide MEA, mimethicone, gragrance, cetyl alcohol, sodium benzoate... and list goes on and on...

closing: dist. by Procter & Gamble

and a different bottle says:

Chlorhexidine Gluconate and Methylparaben as preservatives, keep out of eyes and ears. Store at room temperature.

Div of McNeil-PPC, Inc.
 


<< boy, you got my number. Its just relaxing to sit on the crapper after a hard day...or any day for that matter 😛 >>

On some days when I'm bored at work, I'll go sit on the john and take a little nap.

Somtimes I play snake on my cell.
 
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