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What do you guys think of this love poem?

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BaboonGuy

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I'm not too good with girls, I honestly haven't kissed a girl in 22 years, and that was in elementary school 😱.
Anyway, there's this girl in my apartment building that I really like. Only really made smalltalk with her, but I'm going to leave a note in her mailbox with this love poem. Hopefully it'll work, she is amazingly beautiful.

Okay here goes:

i touch myself at school...
i touch myself at work...
i touch myself at family functions...
everytime, thinking of you
 
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
I'm not too good with girls, I honestly haven't kissed a girl in 22 years, and that was in elementary school 😱.
Anyway, there's this girl in my apartment building that I really like. Only really made smalltalk with her, but I'm going to leave a note in her mailbox with this love poem. Hopefully it'll work, she is amazingly beautiful.

Okay here goes:

i touch myself at school...
i touch myself at work...
i touch myself at family functions...
everytime, thinking of you
Click to expand...

tell me you are not serious?

dude, where's your brain?

that poem is the reason you have not been kissed!
i am sorry to be so blunt, but i would laugh if a guy left that in my mailbox.
you can write something better, cantcha?
 
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
I'm not too good with girls, I honestly haven't kissed a girl in 22 years, and that was in elementary school 😱.
Anyway, there's this girl in my apartment building that I really like. Only really made smalltalk with her, but I'm going to leave a note in her mailbox with this love poem. Hopefully it'll work, she is amazingly beautiful.

Okay here goes:

i touch myself at school...
i touch myself at work...
i touch myself at family functions...
everytime, thinking of you
Click to expand...

Well if your into s&m and want her to come to your house and beat the living fvck out of you that would work nicely.

-Xionide
 
Oh man, so touching.

Instead of being discrete and using the word "touch," you should consider being bold and spell it all out for her.
 
Dude, any girl would totally go for that. I think you should definently put it in her mailbox, she'll really like it.
 
I think you should submit it to poetry.com

You might get it accepted for publication and, heck, might even be eligible for their silver trophy award!
 
Originally posted by: conjur
I think you should submit it to poetry.com

You might get it accepted for publication and, heck, might even be eligible for their silver trophy award!
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I'd say he's a shoe-in 😛
 
Originally posted by: Deslocke
Originally posted by: conjur
I think you should submit it to poetry.com

You might get it accepted for publication and, heck, might even be eligible for their silver trophy award!
Click to expand...
I'd say he's a shoe-in 😛
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Mine's still on there... LOL!!



Chow Line

Here I stand.
While it sits there.
On the table.
Bright and tasty.
Wanting to jump
into my stomach.

I'll take some home
in my pocket
 
LOL 😛

You're going to be really shocked when she tells you that she does the same thing when she thinks about you!
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
I'm not too good with girls, I honestly haven't kissed a girl in 22 years, and that was in elementary school 😱.
Anyway, there's this girl in my apartment building that I really like. Only really made smalltalk with her, but I'm going to leave a note in her mailbox with this love poem. Hopefully it'll work, she is amazingly beautiful.

Okay here goes:

i touch myself at school...
i touch myself at work...
i touch myself at family functions...
everytime, thinking of you
Click to expand...

tell me you are not serious?

dude, where's your brain?

that poem is the reason you have not been kissed!
i am sorry to be so blunt, but i would laugh if a guy left that in my mailbox.
you can write something better, cantcha?
Click to expand...

If I was a chick I'd probably file for sexual harassment.
 
hang it on a string round your bell and put the lot dangling through her letter box, then knock on her door, it will work - trust me 😉
 
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
I'm not too good with girls, I honestly haven't kissed a girl in 22 years, and that was in elementary school 😱.
Anyway, there's this girl in my apartment building that I really like. Only really made smalltalk with her, but I'm going to leave a note in her mailbox with this love poem. Hopefully it'll work, she is amazingly beautiful.

Okay here goes:

i touch myself at school...
i touch myself at work...
i touch myself at family functions...
everytime, thinking of you
Click to expand...

i think you should try it out first with a woman you can trust, like your mom.
tell us what she thinks of it, ok?
 
Originally posted by: Spamela
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
I'm not too good with girls, I honestly haven't kissed a girl in 22 years, and that was in elementary school 😱.
Anyway, there's this girl in my apartment building that I really like. Only really made smalltalk with her, but I'm going to leave a note in her mailbox with this love poem. Hopefully it'll work, she is amazingly beautiful.

Okay here goes:

i touch myself at school...
i touch myself at work...
i touch myself at family functions...
everytime, thinking of you
Click to expand...

i think you should try it out first with a woman you can trust, like your mom.
tell us what she thinks of it, ok?
Click to expand...
:Q:Q:Q
 
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