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what do you guys think of these breast paintings?

I don't think hotcakes really sell all that well. There is an ihop I drive past a couple days a week and it never really looks all that busy, and some people don't even have pancakes. I think the saying should be retired.
 
Everytime I hear "they're selling like hotcakes" I think about Dave Chappelle and his standup about black people being abused by the police
 
I sort of like this one, but all of the other ones look pretty bad. And knowing what touched the canvas is fairly repulsive.
 
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: CasioTech
I'm thinking of doing a penis painting, tomorrow is my day off and I have tons of ideas.

Where are you going to find a penis to paint with?
He can ask his mom, she'd probably help out. :shocked:

 
I'm going to need an 18"x 24" to fit my penis on the canvas. I know my penis painting will sell because I have a great idea for the painting. $200, here I come!!!
 
I dated a girl a long time ago that used to paint her nude body and do that on a canvass that was laid out on the floor. I thought it was stupid then, and I feel the same way about it now.

Those are also on half inch pre-stretched canvasses, not the artist canvass with a 1" border. That means you have to frame it or it will end up warping in no time. There is also a question of what type of paint she uses. Is it true artist paint, or the cheaper stuff that looks good for a few years and then starts to fade.

But you can't fault her, men are men and will buy things that have touched a womans breasts. (Same way they used to allow women to sell their "used" undergarments on ebay, yuck.)
 
Originally posted by: CasioTech
I'm thinking of doing a penis painting, tomorrow is my day off and I have tons of ideas.
Get a grant from the government before you start. They pay "artists" to do that kind of thing.
 
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