What do you find in the middle of nowhere?

[JohnCU]

an "h".

 

[jlee]

:thumbsup:

 

[theprodigalrebel]

*groan*

 

[sniperruff]

saw it a mile away

 

[CallMeJoe]

Clemson.
It figures.

 

[Squisher]

I can't wait to tell this to my kids.

I like telling my jokes more than they like hearing them

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
Clemson.
It figures.

where'd you go to school dipshit?

this was on a popsicle stick.

 

[Tiamat]

you must be terribly board

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: Tiamat
you must be terribly board

Bored even..

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Tiamat
you must be terribly board

no just eating popsicles.

what did the painter name his kid?






































art

 

[dougp]

What's the longest word in the English language?








Smiles - because there's a mile between the two s's.

 

[Jhill]

How do you spell mousetrap with only 3 letters?

CAT


My 5 year old told me that about 30 minutes ago.



What did the Lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: Tiamat
you must be terribly board

no just eating popsicles.

what did the painter name his kid?






































art

LOL, i remember those 'riddles' on the popsicles :laugh:

 

[CallMeJoe]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
Clemson.
It figures.

where'd you go to school dipshit?

Missouri. Where we know a Tiger is black & gold, not purple & orange.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
Clemson.
It figures.

where'd you go to school dipshit?

Missouri. Where we know a Tiger is black & gold, not purple & orange.

tell that to LSU.

 

[CallMeJoe]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
Clemson.
It figures.

where'd you go to school dipshit?

Missouri. Where we know a Tiger is black & gold, not purple & orange.

tell that to LSU.

I can't help it that two schools are color blind.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
Clemson.
It figures.

where'd you go to school dipshit?

Missouri. Where we know a Tiger is black & gold, not purple & orange.

tell that to LSU.

I can't help it that two schools are color blind.

apparently auburn is too.

 

[Quasmo]

What do you get when you stab a baby in the head with a pair of scissors?


























You get an erection.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: Tiamat
you must be terribly board

You must be terribly good at English.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
an "h".

As in my house.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: JohnCU
an "h".

As in my house.

No, just your law.

 

[George P Burdell]

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