What do you do with 50 tons of stolen corn?

[dawp]

http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_new...azil-50-tons-of-corn-stolen-from-moving-train

from a move train no less.

 

[EvilYoda]

Find a giant kettle and prepare for the best movie marathon ever!

 

[Binarycow]

Find a giant kettle and prepare for the best movie marathon ever!

or just log in to the cesstpool here that's called the politics and news forum and start a thread about immigration 😉

 

[EvilYoda]

Yeah, I've never been stupid enough to step foot in there and don't intend on changing that. 😛

 

[EagleKeeper]

Sell it to the local livestock producers at a discount.

 

[IGemini]

Ethanol. Fuel or a moonshine op, either one.

 

[Raduque]

Feed a few hundred stolen chickens?

 

[Newbian]

Bring them to life and use a growth ray on them then take over the world.

 

[KK]

decades ago, we used to throw it at cars and houses around halloween.

 

[DrPizza]

I go through about 50 tons of feed (including hay) for my goats each year. Plus, you can use it for heating fuel. (like a pellet stove, but with corn)

 

[bobdole369]

I'm thinking gallons and gallons of white lightning....

 

[dmcowen674]

What do you do with 50 tons of stolen corn?

from a moving train no less.

For making gasoline from Ethanol.

Brazil does not use oil based fuel.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fuel_in_Brazil

 

[Spikesoldier]

biofuel (ethanol)

 

[Soccerman06]

I go through about 50 tons of feed (including hay) for my goats each year. Plus, you can use it for heating fuel. (like a pellet stove, but with corn)

Do I hear admission of guilt?

 

[Newbian]

Do I hear admission of guilt?

Yep... it's all his goats fault. 😛

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Yep... it's all his goats fault. 😛

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=K1WuXo3e-xA#t=50s

 

[Bateluer]

Malcolm Reynolds?

 

[MegaVovaN]

corn is very versatile. Just the corn & sugar can make moon shine & the alcohol level can be 97-98% and a certain animal fat or other house hold chemical and you can make explosives that are really cheap even a "liquid fire" that is very hard to put out.

Depending on the purpose of the individuals a lot can be done that is very bad, all while not setting off any sensors or detection devices.

Laughing at this retarded comment:
1. Moonshine will never brew to a high percentage because already-produced alcohol kills yeast that makes the alcohol! High concentrations are achieved via repeated distillation!
2. 97-98% is not even possible, it will not be stable. Afaik 95.6% is maximum possible distillated percentage. Even if you could get more by some other process, alcohol will absorb water from air and become 95.6!

I'll let you decide how valid are comments about the liquid fire and explosives. LOL!

 

[feralkid]

laughing at this retarded comment:
1. Moonshine will never brew to a high percentage because already-produced alcohol kills yeast that makes the alcohol! High concentrations are achieved via repeated distillation!
2. 97-98% is not even possible, it will not be stable. Afaik 95.6% is maximum possible distillated percentage. Even if you could get more by some other process, alcohol will absorb water from air and become 95.6!

I'll let you decide how valid are comments about the liquid fire and explosives. Lol!

cracker fight!

 

[911paramedic]

Would that amount be considered bulk?

 

[Pheran]

Isn't it obvious? You dump it in an annoying professor's house then hack into an orbital laser to pop it. 🙂

 

[midwestfisherman]

That will make one hell of a batch of moonshine!

 

[0roo0roo]

stealin the corns...

dom approves..

 

[lxskllr]

I'll let you decide how valid are comments about the liquid fire and explosives. LOL!

A little dramatic, but valid. You could make napalm with it. I'm guessing the animal fat is to make it sticky.