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what do you do when you get a love tap

mizzou

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....on the road! Muahaha

Just got what i think was a little tap..but it was so slight i suppose it could have not happened
The diver behind me was either pretending it didnt happen or thanking baby jesus they stopped in time.

Was driving my beater saturn so unless it really did damage i dont care, so if the other driver wants to move on, im just fine with that.
 
....on the road! Muahaha

Just got what i think was a little tap..but it was so slight i suppose it could have not happened
The diver behind me was either pretending it didnt happen or thanking baby jesus they stopped in time.

Was driving my beater saturn so unless it really did damage i dont care, so if the other driver wants to move on, im just fine with that.
Tell the RCP to ah heck off! :colbert:
 
Happened to me once in the only car I've ever had to make payments on (i.e. the most expensive one yet) while none of my other cars have ever been so much as tapped. Anyways, I came to a stop a light when I feel a little thud. I look in my rear view and the girl driving her Accord had her eyes wide open as if to say, "Oh shit." I looked at my rear bumper, the only thing that happened was her license plate screw left a little indent in my bumper. I looked at her and waved my hand at her as if to say, "No worries." hopped in my car and drove off all before the light even turned green 😛
 
Ours was not a love tap, it did some damage but pretty funny. We had dinner at Applebee's and were still getting out of the parking lot when we got tapped. I look back and this girl is all freaked out. She looked familiar. I walk back and take a look at the damage and there is change all over the floor of her car. She was one of the wait staff and was rolling along counting up her tips. I doubt she had a hand on the wheel.
 
This the same as a donkey punch?

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I gave one to this chick who was turning right at a stop light, but decided against it. I was looking left and idled into her. She took the right and turned into a parking lot. I followed her and we both looked at our bumpers. She had an old jetta and I had an old volvo, so we had pretty substantial bumpers. You couldn't see a scratch.

Only time I've ever hit/been hit by another car.
 
Popped some old mans brand new Chevy with my truck going maybe 2mph while turning into a parking lot... I turned in, and he started exiting going right down the middle, didn't even try to avoid me. Both our windows were down, and he goes "HEEEY" after the contact, and I said "Fuck you old man, learn to drive" and kept on going. No damage to my truck, and I don't care if he had damage.

You may think I'm lying, but yes I really did say that. Fuck him and his brand-new truck that he bought with my social security.
 
Popped some old mans brand new Chevy with my truck going maybe 2mph while turning into a parking lot... I turned in, and he started exiting going right down the middle, didn't even try to avoid me. Both our windows were down, and he goes "HEEEY" after the contact, and I said "Fuck you old man, learn to drive" and kept on going. No damage to my truck, and I don't care if he had damage.

You may think I'm lying, but yes I really did say that. Fuck him and his brand-new truck that he bought with my social security.

Isn't this like against the law? Don't you have to stop and exchange insurance info if he wants to make a claim?
 
This happened to me when I was in high school, was sitting at a stoplight and some yuppies on the way back from their golf game coasted into the back of me. I was like wtf at first and put my blinker on (from middle lane) to try and show I wanted them to follow so I could inspect damage. When light turned green I started scooching over and it became apparent they had no intentions of doing the same so I freaked out and cut them off, leaned out the window and screamed at them to pull the fuck over. hahahahha I scared the living crap out of all my friends in the car. Was pretty stupid in retrospect. They followed and I only had minor license plate frame damage and they had minor bumper damage and torn up license plate / holder. Was amusing how sheepish they were about it.
 
Popped some old mans brand new Chevy with my truck going maybe 2mph while turning into a parking lot... I turned in, and he started exiting going right down the middle, didn't even try to avoid me. Both our windows were down, and he goes "HEEEY" after the contact, and I said "Fuck you old man, learn to drive" and kept on going. No damage to my truck, and I don't care if he had damage.

You may think I'm lying, but yes I really did say that. Fuck him and his brand-new truck that he bought with my social security.

If this is true, then you're a fucking moron 🙂
 
Isn't this like against the law? Don't you have to stop and exchange insurance info if he wants to make a claim?

technically it might be but police don't pursue it especially if no one is hurt. Its fruitless because most hitnrunners are illegals with fake plates and no insurance anyways.. at least around here.(happened to my gf)
 
If there's no damage (or at lease no substantial damage) I let it go. I've hit someone before and had no damage and they let me go, so I try to return the favor when it does happen.
 
happened to me last month, but it was a cop car that hit me.

wasn't a big deal and there was no damage, but I had to sit and wait for another cop to come and fill out the report + take pictures of the cop car and my car.
 
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