What do you do when the cable goes out?

[Shack70]

Last night I got home from class and went to play some Counter Strike. I got as far a getting a list of availible servers when the cable died. I called the cable company and got a time frame of "by morning" for when it would be back up.

I ended up watching The Empire Strikes Back on my new flat screen TV.

What does everyone else do?

 

[Linflas]

For now use my iDSL that I have until the contract ends in August. After that dialup.

 

[Emulex]

i go do the nasty with my girlfriend to take my mind off not having internet access.

it works!

 

[gooseman]

Bang the wife!!!

 

[TommyWDetroit]

Cry?

 

[Shack70]

Fooling around with the wife sounds like fun...but is wasn't happening last night.

 

[Emulex]

you mean she doesn't always give it up when you want it?? Damn, she'd be out my door quick if she ever said no.

 

[yakko]

I got enough pR0n to keep me occupied in all but the most extreme outages.

 

[Shack70]

no what I mean was she was in bed and sleeping when the cable went out....
It was late and I had just gotten back from class. I am a little more coniderate than that. I don't view my wife as a piece of meat for me to have sex with when i am bored, so as I said that was not an option.

 

[guyver01]

dunno... i got a stable connection... in the 6+ months i've had it, never once have i lost connectivity

 

[Keribeth]

I am shocked and appalled!

 

[myputer]

I am a little more coniderate than that. I don't view my wife as a piece of meat for me to have sex with when i am bored, so as I said that was not an option.

Great now I feel guilty, I always wake my hubby up for some lovins..

 

[Shack70]

It wasn't the modme poviders fault this time Guyver, the whole street had no cable at all due to the bad thunderstorms last night

 

[Shack70]

Sorry about that myputer, I just don't feel right doing that.

 

[nateholtrop]

Dial-Up baby! or i just go to the movie store.

Nate

 

[urameatball]

I sit and wait at the computer until the connection comes back up!

 

[Emulex]

my gf likes when i hump on her in her sleep, sleepsex0r rocks.