Originally posted by: MichaelD
1. Go home
2. Slam door
3. Twice
4. Kick dog for no apparent reason
5. Throw bleach in fish tank
6. Throw dead fish at significant other
7. Call her "fatty"
8. Twice
9. Kick dog again.
10. Boot up PC
11. Windows crashes (again)
12. Boot PC out window
13. Call dog to kick it, but dog smart this time and dog no come
14. Call small child to front door
15. Kick small child
16. Three times
17. Type nasty hate-mail emails to letters to Martha Stewart and Christopher Lowell
18. Take bubble bath
19. Sleep
20. Lather, Rinse, Repeat next day
'HTH!