What do you do if you're a thirsty 8th grader in a forest without something to drink?

[biostud]

What do you do if you're a thirsty 8th grader in a forest without something to drink?

Give me your best guesses.

 

[zinfamous]

pee

 

[busydude]

Suck nectar out of flowers.

 

[biostud]

neither

 

[Schadenfroh]

There were some vines back in the forests at home that one could snap and drain water from.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Use leaves to catch dew overnight.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

find a stream, creek, water hole, spring or the like.........

 

[biostud]

nope

 

[SlitheryDee]

Die?

 

[biostud]

We were just in the forest for 3 hours, and since the three boys had eaten bacon chips as their lunch they were quite thirsty after one hour and then found a way to solve their problem.

 

[qliveur]

I'm not going to like the answer, am I?

 

[cirrrocco]

Beer??

 

[Matthiasa]

You can't (normally) have a forest without quite a bit of water.

 

[Jaepheth]

drink hand sanitizer?

 

[coldmeat]

Is this how Bear Grylls started?

 

[coldmeat]

complain that you're thirsty?

 

[biostud]

It was something they found in the forest.

 

[Texashiker]

Crown and coke enema?

 

[Schadenfroh]

I know, "flash mob" other hikers and take their water! It is the latest thing to do to vent teen rage in developed countries.

 

[biostud]

complain that you're thirsty?

!!!!!! x1000 before "solving" their problem.

 

[biostud]

I know, "flash mob" other hikers and take their water! It is the latest thing to do to vent teen rage in developed countries.

No, it was very peaceful.

 

[biostud]

find a stream, creek, water hole, spring or the like.........

closest guess so far

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

It'd be nice if they killed you and drank your blood so this thread couldn't be made, but sadly that's not the case.

 

[Texashiker]

Dug a hole in a dry creek bed and found water?

 

[biostud]

Dug a hole in a dry creek bed and found water?

too much labor