What do you do if you're a thirsty 8th grader in a forest without something to drink?

[Texashiker]

too much labor

Tapped a tree.

Not sure what trees yall have in Denmark, but maybe something like a birch?

 

[biostud]

Tapped a tree.

Not sure what trees yall have in Denmark, but maybe something like a birch?

beech mostly

but lets say they were not the brightest of the bunch

 

[brblx]

squeezed water from elephant dung?

 

[Nintendesert]

They drank the milk from a pregnant monkey.

 

[disappoint]

Log onto these forums on my cellphone and post a whiny thread about how I'm stuck in a forest and thirsty.

Good thing I'm not an 8th grader huh?

 

[BurnItDwn]

steal the drink from a smaller 8th grader?

 

[Oyeve]

Text mommy or daddy on your iphone 4.

 

[biostud]

ANSWER:....lie on the ground with your two friends and drink from roadside puddle.

 

[Texashiker]

No water in a creek or stream
Did not tap a tree
Did not dig a hole

Did they remember they had a canteen?

 

[shortylickens]

Just how many eighth graders are you planning to abandon in forests this winter?

 

[biostud]

Just how many eighth graders are you planning to abandon in forests this winter?

If darwinism is at work they don't last until winter.

 

[brblx]

ANSWER:....lie on the ground with your two friends and drink from roadside puddle.

jesus christ, they're going to die.

everyone knows animal shit is nature's brita filter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMtVfpGhzaw

 

[CZroe]

How is "roadside puddle" also "in a forest?" :?

 

[ProfJohn]

How is "roadside puddle" also "in a forest?" :?

Exactly...

 

[zinfamous]

I think Igor is trolling us.

 

[biostud]

How is "roadside puddle" also "in a forest?" :?

Sometimes roads go into forests, you know.

It was a dirt road used by the workers in the forest.

 

[dawp]

Sometimes roads go into forests, you know.

It was a dirt road used by the workers in the forest.

I was going to say a logging road. always nice to walk along an old road and getting lost.

 

[highland145]

Obviously this is the only and correct way to handle children. Toughen their wimpy asses up.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/09/01/grandpa-charged-with-forcing-grand-canyon-hikes/

 

[angminas]

Look, boys...a road. We're going to follow this road. And this road is going to save us, because all roads eventually lead to a McDonald's.

 

[paulney]

Puddle? Probably the worst idea... Others have already proposed a bunch of solutions that are much better...

 

[angminas]

I'd have to be dying before I'd drink from a roadside puddle. Why did you let them do it, and why didn't they have water when going into the woods?

 

[surfsatwerk]

I think Igor is trolling us.

No, not him it's the other one... Abby Normal.

 

[Blackjack200]

I'm not going to like the answer, am I?

ANSWER:....lie on the ground with your two friends and drink from roadside puddle.

mmm hmm. :|

 

[nonameo]

kill animal, drink blood. Barbaric, but if you're thirsty(like a barbarian) then it will do?

 

[darkewaffle]

This thread sucked.