What do you do first in the morning?

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: vshah
i pray for you, tridentboy. i pray for your soul.

i pray for his razorblade.

 

[pontifex]

piss

 

[clamum]

Weekdays: Take multi-vitamin, get work clothes ready, take shower, get dressed, start car, brush teeth, put dirty clothes in hamper, get jacket and leave.

Weekends: Usually take multi-vitamin, get something to drink, fuck around on the Internet for several hours, take shower.

 

[Kelemvor]

Turn on my laptop, shower, check email, get dressed, brush teeth, go to work.

 

[JRich]

Get dressed.

 

[Epic Fail]

Enjoy my crispy bacon from my foreman grill on my bed.

 

[Slew Foot]

piss

 

[Shooks]

piss

 

[SlitheryDee]

Wake up
Stumble out the front door
Stumble back inside
Dress
Brush teeth
Stumble out the front door
Stumble back inside
Find car keys and wallet
Stumble out the front door

 

[bob4432]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
I hate showering before bed. You are just laying in your own sweat and dead skin cells for the next 0-15(15 hours is longest I have ever slept without waking up once) hours.

...if you don't shower before bed, what exactly do you think you're laying on then?

body soil :disgust:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
... (15 hours is longest I have ever slept without waking up once) hours.

Try for longer, repeatedly, please. There's a nice, shiny quarter in it for you. :laugh:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
Enjoy my crispy bacon from my foreman grill on my bed.

:shocked:

And by "enjoy" you mean . . . ?

 

[OCGuy]

This is what I do (Its youtube, but still NSFW)

NSFW

 

[bignateyk]

Fart, scratch nuts, scratch ass, fart, piss, shower, eat, brush teeth, fart a few more times, go to work.

 

[Kyle]

brush teeth, go to gym, shower, breakfast, work.
If I don't go to the gym first thing in the AM, I always talk myself out of it later in the day

 

[Muse]

Remove earplugs if in, pull up blinds on window over my head, slip into shoes or slippers, start water boiling for coffee and take a leak...

 

[IGBT]

..lately I hit the rowing machine for an hour then eat.

 

[LilPima]

Originally posted by: pontifex
piss

 

[Elusiv1]

I scratch my balls then i sniff as i walk over to my desk to turn on my computer.. Then i go downstairs smoke a cig and fart a couple times then i fire up the coffee pot!! The world is at a standstill until i finsih my morning ritual.lol

 

[moparacer]

Wake up, Usually waft out a huge fart, drag my sorry azz to the bathroom, then proceed to piss for at least 10 minutes, then crawl back in bed......

I guess that's actually 5 things but they require so little energy they should count as 1......

 

[Yukmouth]

Smoke'a blunt

:evil:

 

[Elusiv1]

Originally posted by: Yukmouth
Smoke'a blunt

:evil:

AMEN!!!

 

[imported_Imp]

The can or shower. Nowadays, usually shower.
Have cereal and milk.
Get dressed.
Go to work.*


*Not anymore. As of yesterday, I have no job (was temp, not fired).

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: Muse
Remove earplugs if in, pull up blinds on window over my head, slip into shoes or slippers, start water boiling for coffee and take a leak...

Earplugs are so unpleasant, how do you sleep with them? I can't fit any earplugs into my tight-ass ears usually, and if I do I feel like my ears have been raped and they hurt so bad.

 

[Bateluer]

Is this a week day or a weekend? On a week day, I check my email first then grab some breakfast, then shower and head to work. On a weekend, its check email, confirm workout location, drink water, eat breakfast, drink more water, empty the tank, shower, empty the tank, depart.