what do you do at work?

[rudeguy]

Bob fixes and sells things.

Mostly ipads and credit card terminals. Currently I'm buying bulk lots of ipads, fixing them up and reselling them. Its frustrating as heck but also fun.

 

[MongGrel]

Computer enabled Blacksmith more or less here Bob, but still use some old school things too.

 

[Anubis]

i break stuff all day long
sometimes test samples
sometimes fully functional devices

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Reddit, Anandtech, and BBC all day.

 

[highland145]

My name is Robert.

Reserved for the AM.

Wait, I don't do shit.

No need for the reservation.

Edit:

Also, unless physically demanding includes sitting at a desk and laughing at how he takes advantage of the monetarily challenged this doesn't apply to highland

I plead the 5th.

 

[Thebobo]

Bob, I make sure the world is what it is.

 

[DaTT]

Bob...are you sure your name isn't Richard Head?

What is this "work" of which you speak?

Richard Cranium

 

[Red Squirrel]

Bob, I monitor all the stuff that makes the internet, cell phones, and land lines work and if something happens to the stuff I do something to make sure it gets fixed, day and night, weekends and even holidays. You can also thank me that your phone and internet still works during an extended blackout as I am coordinating techs across the map to hookup generators at the places where all this stuff is as the battrees need to be kept charged. I am also the one who takes any kind of oddball call that comes in late at night, like if a pole gets hit by a truck and falls in the road, I will be the one to get someone to go fix it.

 

[DaTT]

We'll Bob, I provide an office full of engineers and designers topographical information to redesign, realign, or construct stuff. I use really expensive equipment and almost everyday I have a one hour nap after lunch.

Your buddy, Neil

 

[highland145]

We'll Bob, I provide an office full of engineers and designers topographical information to redesign, realign, or construct stuff. I use really expensive equipment and almost everyday I have a one hour nap after lunch.

Your buddy, Neil

:thumbsup:

Try that but my phone keeps ringing.

 

[potoba]

I study how surfactants adsorb to the air/water interface

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

I go round the street looking for bottle caps. Once I have collected 110 of them, I exchange them for 65p. The 65p gives me about 14 minutes at the local internet cafe, which gives me time to post here.
So Bob, if you have got the odd bob or two to spare, then please send it to me.

bob = money

 

[highland145]

..

 

[KentState]

Bob, I can't even acknowledge that I may have signed an NDA to work on what I do. Therefore I can't say anything.

 

[highland145]

Bob, I can't even acknowledge that I may have signed an NDA to work on what I do. Therefore I can't say anything.

Hurts your port count.

Just saying.

 

[DaTT]

:thumbsup:

Try that but my phone keeps ringing.

DnD, airplane mode, mute, off, or leave it at home...

 

[highland145]

DnD, airplane mode, mute, off, or leave it at home...

wut? My Lg flip does that stuff? Hell, just found out that it has an alarm.



My land line at my office.

 

[rh71]

web apps, databases, fun stuff

 

[ultimatebob]

Well Bob, I basically do whatever my three bosses tell me to do.

If I'm lucky, I occassionally get to do what they pay me to do (Test restaurant management software).

 

[lxskllr]

wut? My Lg flip does that stuff? Hell, just found out that it has an alarm.



My land line at my office.

Get dialup internet. That's a proven method of fixing annoying landlines ;^)

 

[DaTT]

wut? My Lg flip does that stuff? Hell, just found out that it has an alarm.



My land line at my office.

Accidentally trip over the phone cord ripping it out of the wall. Look, I can't help you if you aren't willing to put the time and effort into being lazy....

 

[highland145]

Accidentally trip over the phone cord ripping it out of the wall. Look, I can't help you if you aren't willing to put the time and effort into being lazy....

Get dialup internet. That's a proven method of fixing annoying landlines ;^)

dafuq? Now, I have to move around? Squirt gun worked great for years. Cats and modems.


At the house and office, I was forced to get uverse....sucks balls at the house. Never know if I have home phone service until I pick it up. Been through 2 modems and the new one won't allow wireless.:\

 

[ImpulsE69]

DnD, airplane mode, mute, off, or leave it at home...

I did that once and my boss kept yelling at me, blah blah national security, blah blah terrorist taking planes or something...

 

[pontifex]

Bob, can you hear me? I think I can hear you but it's a bit broken up. I pretend to know how to solve problems with Session Border Controllers so your VOIP phone works.

 

[DaTT]

Never know if I have home phone service until I pick it up.

Have a nap. That will guarantee the phone works, and you'll know right before you fall asleep.