A couple was traveling across the US to see the wife's sister in
California. They stopped at a gas station to fill up. The attendant
came out and asked the husband
"How ya doin?"
"Fine" he replies.
The wife yells out the car window "What did he say?"
The husband says "He just asked how I was doin?"
"Oh" she says, sitting back down.
The attendant said "Where you folks from?"
The husband says "McAlester, Oklahoma"
The wife yells from the car again, "What'd he say?"
This time the husband yells back "He asked where we were from, I
told him McAlester!"
"Oh" she sits back down.
The attendant adds "I was in McAlester once, got laid there, it was
awful!"
The wife yells from the car again "What'd he say?"
The husband replies "He thinks he knows you!"