What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

[Red Squirrel]

Virgin Mobile

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Virgin Mobile

When geek humor goes bad.

 

[Mai72]

??

Ah, I get it now!

Bwahahaha bwahahaha bwahahaha

 

[brianmanahan]

anything you want, she can't catch you

 

[BoomerD]

Nun? Virgin? Surely you jest.

 

[Red Squirrel]

They sometimes show up at weddings too, always makes for a great reception.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

When geek humor goes bad.

Philosophical question: To go bad doesn't something need to start good?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Philosophical question: To go bad doesn't something need to start good?

They're inherently humorous like military intelligence.

 

[brianmanahan]

Nun? Virgin? Surely you jest.

exhibit a: monty python

 

[SamQuint]

I was going to say a HOLY ROLLER

 

[Zee]

nuns dont have to be virgins. it's based on marriage history

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I was going to say a HOLY ROLLER

That'd have been my guess.

 

[KillerBee]

ok I'll go

What do you call a Transvestite Nun?

Spoiler

A transistor

/lame geek jokes

 

[AllenK]

Old nuns.

 

[IronWing]

What did the nun do when she wanted to have sex with the priest?

Spoiler

Dressed up like an altar boy.

 

[postmortemIA]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDMXylcacGE (NSFW)

 

[master_shake_]

 

[John Connor]

Virgin Mobile

 

[Kazukian]

I call her Sister Mary

 

[John Connor]

 

[BUTCH1]

0/10

 

[KillerBee]

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar ...

Spoiler

The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Spoiler

 

[John Connor]

Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here. Give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission!

 

[John Connor]

Husband and wife had a tiff.

Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you.

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.