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What do you call a mexican proctologist?

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
BlancoNino, get your ass back in this house right now!!

Sorry guys I cannot keep an eye on him 24-7. I just don't know what to do with him sometimes. If he isn't telling bad jokes he is out back killing animals for fun. *sigh*
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You really need to just do him like Sloth from the Goonies. You have a basement, right?
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haha
 
sorta funny, but here's my suggestion.

if he's an 'ass-tech'
wouldnt that make them the proctologists ass-istant?

i think 'what do you call a mexican proctologists' assisant' is funnier.
 
What did the proctologist say to his assistant when she tried to bring him a beer ?

"No, I wanted a butt light. "


What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

pokemon


"A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?""
 
Originally posted by: Yreka
What did the proctologist say to his assistant when she tried to bring him a beer ?

"No, I wanted a butt light. "


What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

pokemon


"A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?""
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Can I re-rate the thread? You just saved it.
 
Originally posted by: Yreka
What did the proctologist say to his assistant when she tried to bring him a beer ?

"No, I wanted a butt light. "


What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

pokemon


"A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?""
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"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

hahahaha!
 
Originally posted by: Yreka
What did the proctologist say to his assistant when she tried to bring him a beer ?

"No, I wanted a butt light. "


What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

pokemon


"A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?""
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:thumbsup::laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Yreka
What did the proctologist say to his assistant when she tried to bring him a beer ?

"No, I wanted a butt light. "


What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

pokemon


"A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?""
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Ummm colonoscopy =/ DRE
 
That was just bad, not so bad it's funny like Plan 9 From Outer Space, but just stupid like... I don't even know, nothing compares really.

It would've made a lot more sense if it was spoken, not read, I had to think too much for it to be funny
 
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