What do women and KFC have in common?

[isekii]

Kennedy Fried Chicken~

 

[sactoking]

Legs, Breasts, and Thighs
Sweet Potato Pie
The General's Fried Chicken
It's Butt-Kickin'

"It's........ da bomb!"

 

[dank69]

They both serve dark meat?

 

[PsiStar]

They both serve dark meat?

beat me to it

 

[OutHouse]

9/10

 

[Exterous]

joke: 4/10
thread: 8/10

 

[Blitzvogel]

Once you're done with the breast & thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

1/10

LMAO I just about pissed in my pants

 

[thepd7]

what do KFC and fat girls have in common:

neither should be your first choice when eating out

lol nice

 

[TallBill]

Rofl, I'm going to throw this parade of jokes at my girlfriend when we meet up for lunch today.



What do KFC and attractive women have in common?
Once you're done with the breast and thighs all you have is a
greasy box to throw your bone in.


What do KFC and fat women have in common?
Neither should be your first choice when you want to eat out.


What do KFC and all women have in common?
They are both scared of black men.


What does Long John Silvers and all women have in common?
They suck dick.

 

[meltdown75]

thread wins

 

[lozina]

found some friends of the kfc joke on teh internets:

General

Q: Why are hangovers better then women?
A: A hangover will go away.

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman’s breasts for?
A: It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.

Q: What does a 75 yr. old woman have between her breasts, that a 25 yr. old doesn’t?
A: Her navel.

Q: Did you hear about the man who finally figured out women?
A: He died of laughing before he could tell anyone.

Q: Why is a woman like a dog turd?
A: The older it is, the easier it is to pick up.

Q: How do you make a woman scream for an hour after sex?
A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.

Q: What’s the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A: You come in one, and go in the other.

Q: If your wife keeps coming in from the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong?
A: You’ve made her chain too long.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come, they’re wet and wild, and when they’ve gone they take your house and car with them.

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q: Why do women scratch their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
A: they don’t have balls to scratch.

Q: A woman said to her firend, "Do you smoke after sex?"
A: "Gosh, I've never looked," she replied.

Q: Did you hear about 'good time Sal'?
A: When she died they had to bury her in a Y-shaped coffin.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.

Q: Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: 'Cos once you're finished with the breasts and the thighs all you are left with is a greasy box!

Q: What's the difference between a blimp and a thousand used condoms?
A: One's a Goodyear, the other's a damn good year!

Q: How many women does it take to paint a wall?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why do they call it P.M.S.???
A: Because the term "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

Q: What should you do if your girlriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

Q: What is the difference between a woman and a computer?
A: A computer will go down on you more often than you'd like. But you only have to punch information into a computer once.

 

[FDF12389]

They're both strongly associated with a kitchen and the cooking of food.

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