What do politicians and prostitutes have in common?

[Texashiker]

They both make a living with their mouth.

 

[Fausto]

Another day, another useless Tex thread.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Anyone seen that video of the dude gettin' his $10 oral fixation from the prostitute in the back of the van? His dick is so nasty she barfs all over it. Amusing.

 

[Ancalagon44]

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

 

[waggy]

They both make a living with their mouth.

they fuck you and take your money?

 

[IndyColtsFan]

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

D:

 

[JulesMaximus]

they fuck you and take your money?

At least with a prostitute you get a happy ending.

 

[SSSnail]

What's the difference between a Texashiker and a Texas hiker?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Diapers and Politicians are very similar. They both have to be changed for the same reason.

 

[darkewaffle]

If I'm getting a prostitute, I'm at least getting a half'n'half.

 

[BoomerD]

At least with a prostitute you get a happy ending.

Yep, they both fuck you out of your money...but with the prostitute, you USUALLY get a better grade of fucking.

 

[SandEagle]

what do prostitutes and OP have in common?


they both suck

 

[Blackjack200]

Seen on a bathroom wall: "Here I sit, cheeks a flexin'... giving birth to another Texan!"