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XZeroII

XZeroII

Lifer
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Originally posted by: DWW
I keep hearing about drug tests on Internet forums. In fact I never heard about them before I used the Internet save for some people on probation.

Is it true you have drug tests for quite a few jobs in the USA? Thats nuts. We in Canada have our rights ... "what you do at home we don't care about" :) Can they not hire you for drug use in the USA? I can understand for certain jobs its not acceptable due to their nature (you don't want a nuclear scientist holding a big rock of something powerful to be suffering withdrawl and shaking)

For most "regular" jobs that is stupid :p
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What you do at home doesn't matter, but if you drink 12 beers, then head into work, you will not do too well.
 
clamum

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: DWW
I keep hearing about drug tests on Internet forums. In fact I never heard about them before I used the Internet save for some people on probation.

Is it true you have drug tests for quite a few jobs in the USA? Thats nuts. We in Canada have our rights ... "what you do at home we don't care about" :) Can they not hire you for drug use in the USA? I can understand for certain jobs its not acceptable due to their nature (you don't want a nuclear scientist holding a big rock of something powerful to be suffering withdrawl and shaking)

For most "regular" jobs that is stupid :p
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No kidding.

For a job I was going to get this summer they take a hair follicle test. I would've failed for smoking weed say once or twice from January - May but passed fine if I was an alcoholic. Nice.
 
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Ausm

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Do a Couple lines of Draino and you will look like that chick in "Up in Smoke"

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DWW

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Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: DWW
I keep hearing about drug tests on Internet forums. In fact I never heard about them before I used the Internet save for some people on probation.

Is it true you have drug tests for quite a few jobs in the USA? Thats nuts. We in Canada have our rights ... "what you do at home we don't care about" :) Can they not hire you for drug use in the USA? I can understand for certain jobs its not acceptable due to their nature (you don't want a nuclear scientist holding a big rock of something powerful to be suffering withdrawl and shaking)

For most "regular" jobs that is stupid :p
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What you do at home doesn't matter, but if you drink 12 beers, then head into work, you will not do too well.
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Well you just pointed out the obvious stupidity of it. Beer won't be stopped by these sorts of people and yet drug use will? I contend that with heavy use of marijuana, you will recover over a sleep unlike a night of heavy drinking. I'm an experienced drinker and I'm still slightly "off" the next morning after a case.
 
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royaldank

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GNC has some pills that come in a blue bottle. My roommate has used them on four different occasions. He was told to take 12 a day and drink at least 12 glasses of water for 3 days. Again, he's done this routine 4 times over the past 5 or 6 years. He's never had a problem with his test or tested positive. He would just stop 4 or 5 days before the test, take the pills, and then get the test done. If you can't do that, you probably have a bigger problem in your life than a positive drug test.
 
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IBuyUFO

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I heard of you drink enough semen you'll get rid of all traces of THC. Give it a try!
 
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Eli

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Originally posted by: DWW
I keep hearing about drug tests on Internet forums. In fact I never heard about them before I used the Internet save for some people on probation.

Is it true you have drug tests for quite a few jobs in the USA? Thats nuts. We in Canada have our rights ... "what you do at home we don't care about" :) Can they not hire you for drug use in the USA? I can understand for certain jobs its not acceptable due to their nature (you don't want a nuclear scientist holding a big rock of something powerful to be suffering withdrawl and shaking)

For most "regular" jobs that is stupid :p
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I *COMPLETELY* agree.

Drug tests are probably the most blantant invasion of privacy in existance today.

It boggles my mind how they are legal and how they even became legal in the first place. :|

Now, don't get me wrong. Any and all employers should have rules against comming to work intoxicated. That's a no-no any way you look at it.

However.....

It is none of my employers business what I do on my own time. Period.

PERIOD, damnit. It makes me angry that there are acceptions to this fundamental right granted to us by our own Constitution.

If I want to smoke a cigarette after work, I can. If I want to have a few drinks after work, I can. If I want to smoke a joint after work, I should be able to. If I want to have gay sex after work, I can. If I want to dress up in drag after work, I can. If I want to go jogging in the park after work, I can.

WTF is the difference? All that matters is that I do my job as required. If I'm a good employee, then I'm a good employee, what happens after I go home doesen't matter.
 
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PunDogg

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i own a GNC, we have stuff that will "cleanise" your body, they not guarteed to help you pass a drug test, but they will help you remove some toxins and such that everyone needs to get ride of. Thats all GNC would offer, if they say anything else, then they are lying. But i would cleanse your system like 2-3 times if you really want to pass the test.

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waggy

waggy

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try smokeing some crack. they wont care about the THC in your system after that..
 
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cbeavers

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I use to have to take a random drug test at a former employer, they would hand you the paper in the morning and I would immediately start drinking water, lot's of water. which in turn makes you pee alot. I used this method several times to pass a drug test for marijuana. After awhile your pee comes out like water and there are no bad things in it then.
 
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imported_Papi

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there isnt anything that can clear it out of your system completely. Its a natural process that takes its own time. everything injested into your body eventually wears itself off.
 
SunnyD

SunnyD

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THC is a fat soluable compound, meaning the only way it will ever get out of your system is to completely metabolize every single ounce of fat in your system. However, this will never happen because the highest content of fatty material in your body is in your brain - yep, that's right, your brain. That's why THC is so effective, because the concentrations in your brain tend to get rather high and stay high for quite many years.
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: Chiboy
Originally posted by: Marlin1975
There is NOTHING that does that 100%. Just like there is no magic pill to give you bigger boobs, penis, or even make you smarter.

You want to pass a drug test, DON'T DO DRUGS!!! That is 100%
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Jesus Fvcking christ! What the wrong with you? Did you read the fvcking thread? Idiots like you piss me off.
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From his other thread his g/f's family doesn't like him much either. According to him it's because he is *wild*...but somehow I think it's just that he's a moron.

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alkemyst

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: Eli

If I want to have gay sex after work, I can. If I want to dress up in drag after work, I can.
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This is hypothetically-speaking right ;)

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