What do people ask you to do most on computers?

[UglyCasanova]

Get porn off their computers. All guys in college that find out I actually know how to do more than just turn on the comp come begging me "Guy, you gotta get the porn off my computer. I delete it, and it keeps coming back and I gotta bring it home this weekend!!! Or my gf is gonna see it!!!!"

 

[slpaulson]

"Why's my computer so slow"
or "I think I have a virus"

Very rarely does somebody actually have a virus...