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What do old men taste like?

Well, a friend of mine that works at a classy restaurant brought home some truffle oil. It smelled like old people and we imagine that old people tastes like it tastes.

So, in answer to your question - Old men taste like truffles.
 
Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
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Hey, an equal opportunity posting. We don't want anyone to feel left out.

I went all out on the topic, too. At least a 1/10 considering the source.

 
Originally posted by: bobross419
Well, a friend of mine that works at a classy restaurant brought home some truffle oil. It smelled like old people and we imagine that old people tastes like it tastes.

So, in answer to your question - Old men taste like truffles.
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delicious
 
OK, this doesn't work at all. The play on words isn't there anymore. Let me save you:

A man goes to see a psychiatrist wearing nothing but underwear made out of Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says "Sir, I can clearly see your nuts."
 
Originally posted by: rudeguy
Once a pickle, always a pickle. There is not going back to being a cucumber.
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And if you squeeze all the vinegar out of a pickle, you are just left with a shriveled sour gherkin.
 
Originally posted by: SlickSnake
Originally posted by: rudeguy
Once a pickle, always a pickle. There is not going back to being a cucumber.
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And if you squeeze all the vinegar out of a pickle, you are just left with a shriveled sour gherkin.
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story of my life...
 
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