What do hip hop guys have in their pants?

[aidanjm]

with jeans are so big and baggy, they must be concealing something of significant size down there. is that what I'm supposed to think?

 

[Doctorweir]

Yes, the diapers are full and need to be changed... 😛

 

[ch33zw1z]

WAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[SirChadwick]

They wear their pants at their knees b/c they want it in the poopshoot.

The mystery is.... what keeps them from falling down to their ankles.

 

[Lonyo]

Their guns.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
with jeans are so big and baggy, they must be concealing something of significant size down there. is that what I'm supposed to think?

It's to conceal their colostomy bags.

 

[kingtas]

Their neighbors television sets and whatever they find in an unlocked car?

 

[Cristatus]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
They wear their pants at their knees b/c they want it in the poopshoot.

The mystery is.... what keeps them from falling down to their ankles.

Their butts, basically.

They get pants that are the size of their hips wait + a couple sizes, so that it rests on the hip bone, which is pretty much the butt.

Either that, or I'm blabbering about random stuff, I don't know which 🙁

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I always find it funny when they're walking like penguins and keep pulling their pants up.

 

[Safeway]

They have GATs in their pants. Don't fvck with them.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
with jeans are so big and baggy, they must be concealing something of significant size down there. is that what I'm supposed to think?

its fashion it doesnt have to make sense dont think to hard on it

 

[kingtas]

I enjoyed the hip hop guy I saw walking across the parking lot the other day holing on to his slong and trying look gangster.

And they wonder why our prisons are full. All you have to do is look around.

 

[moshquerade]

i like when they get chased down by the popo and their pants totally fall off their asses.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i like when they get chased down by the popo and their pants totally fall off their asses.

And turn into ankle shackles.

 

[Alex]

baseball bats

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i like when they get chased down by the popo and their pants totally fall off their asses.

And turn into ankle shackles.

exactly!

 

[SaltBoy]

In all seriousness, I understand the gansta-style clothes are patterned after the one-size-fits-all jumpsuits that they give to folks in prison.

 

[kingtas]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
In all seriousness, I understand the gansta-style clothes are patterned after the one-size-fits-all jumpsuits that they give to folks in prison.

Nope. It's all about the theivery.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
In all seriousness, I understand the gansta-style clothes are patterned after the one-size-fits-all jumpsuits that they give to folks in prison.

I'm sure that it is. Look how many people bought those bright orange prison uniforms when they were "popular".

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: aidanjm
with jeans are so big and baggy, they must be concealing something of significant size down there. is that what I'm supposed to think?

It's to conceal their colostomy bags.

That made me ROFL.

I, too, want to know what holds those suckers up. If I wore my pants around my knees, they'd fall down.

 

[GregGreen]

$1000 worth of dimes...

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: GregGreen
$1000 worth of dimes...

and nickels

 

[Safeway]

GATs, like I said.

 

[j00fek]

full of glox, and rockets

 

[akshatp]

Wow.. good thing this thread isnt racist or full of stereo types or anything.