What do girls write about in their bathroom graffitti?

StormRider

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When I had to use the university bathrooms to do my thing I was often treated to graffitti on the bathroom stalls.

Guys usually write about sex and girls ("call 911 for a good time", "my girlfriend swallows and I can't stop smiling"), politics ("impeach Clinton!"), school ("enee380 sucks"), music ("ACDC rulz!") and advertising for gay sex ("meet me at 9:30pm on the 1st floor of the library if you want a bj" -- I oftened wondered if this was a joke or was it for real).

What do girls write about in their stalls? Baking tips? Gardening tips? Inquiring minds want to know!
 

yellowperil

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I worked in a couple grocery stores in high school, and cleaned both men's and women's bathrooms. Men's bathrooms had all the graffiti (one guy wrote an essay about why he was a prime candidate to deliver fellatio), but the women's bathrooms didn't have any.

Just as a sidenote, women's bathrooms are not as clean as you might think.
 

Viper GTS

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Just as a sidenote, women's bathrooms are not as clean as you might think.

Well duh.

One word:

Tampons.

Viper GTS
 

littleprince

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the womans bathrooms that i've had the *pleasure* of visiting were all nicer!!!

i dont just mean cleaner...

at my old church, that had like a sitting room, with 2 sofas!!! we had a toilet and a nasty sink....
at a school, they had seperate shower stalls, while we had a room with shower heads...

dont ask me how i noe...
 

kassy

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<< that had like a sitting room, with 2 sofas >>


Generally they provide sofas in womens rest rooms for breastfeeding purposes.
 

Presence

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Ugh mens restrooms are always nasty and dirty as all hell. All the womens restrooms I have seen are always nice and tidey, sofas mirror blowdryer and what not.
 

Aihyah

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I can never go poo in a mens restroom either. They are just flat out gross.


yes, itseems half of men cna't aim.. or be bothered to lift the seat b4 trying. saw complaints about that on the wall b4.
 

Thanatopsis

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<<

I can never go poo in a mens restroom either. They are just flat out gross.


yes, itseems half of men cna't aim.. or be bothered to lift the seat b4 trying. saw complaints about that on the wall b4.
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Who wants to touch that seat anyway? I'd rather pee on it than lift it.
 

Urinal Mint

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Apparently nobody in here has had to go so bad that it didn't matter... you just need to learn the Hover Technique and you're pretty much set for sh1tting in the men's room.
 

1967mustangman

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Uh guys Why do you worry about a couch in the bathroom? I don't care about how nice the bathroom is as long as it is fairly neat. I don't want to spend that much time in the restroom to begin with!
 

Phokus

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<< Apparently nobody in here has had to go so bad that it didn't matter... you just need to learn the Hover Technique and you're pretty much set for sh1tting in the men's room. >>



HAHAHA, you do that too? w00t, join the club :D
 

Muadib

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you just need to learn the Hover Technique and you're pretty much set
So you're the one who craps all over the seat!!! Clean up next time.:D