<< I have always fed my darling pack of pet Canadians a nice bowl of Purina Canadian Chow each morning, and a heaping helping of table scraps at night (mostly seal by-products and polar bear jowls, with an occasional treat of snow-cones dunked in Labatt Blue.) They are welcome to graze on the maple leaves in the backyard, as long as they don't wee-wee on the tree trunks (in the case of the French Canadians, that's "oui-oui," of course.) >>
LOL! Ah these Canadian threads kill me, we know you Americans love us! We're practically the only country out there that doesn't detest the lot of ya! 😉
Also, if any American would like to prove the superiority of life in the United States over life in Canada I'd LOVE to hear it. Unless you want to head down there for pure $$$ reasons, I can't imagine trading life of here for anywhere down there. If you can't handle a bit of cold you're not much of a man anyway - and you should see how fiesty the girls up here get when the jackets come off. 😉
Another small note: 'Eskimo' is actually a derogatory term in the Inuit language - you should call them "Inuits" accordingly.