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What did you eat at your wedding reception?

Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
I bet it wasn't this:

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WTF is going on here? Are they zombie party goers eating people "family style"? Is what looks like sushi more appetizing on a warm, bacteria ridden surface like a human body? What qualifications do you need to get a job as a serving tray?

I could type questions for hours!
 
When done properly the women are cleansed very well and usually the food is not in direct contact with their body parts.
 
Somewhere off camera, an angry gay guest is complaining, "But I ordered the tube steak!"
 
That looks just dumb.

On a related note, I was at what I think was the best wedding reception I've gone to this weekend. 2 roasted pigs, a few hundred bbq chicken halves, an 18 foot canoe used to hold all the ice and beer, (plus some cans of soda), a bar with a limited selection of mixed drinks; just the ones that are popular with that crowd like captain & cokes. Plus, they had probably the best blues band I've seen live. (Who deejayed a couple songs like the first dance & father daughter dance. Hmm... actually, just those two. One huge party - everyone had a great time, no one left early, no one was just sitting around. Very informal setting, though everyone was dressed nicely. Awesome, awesome reception.
 
DrPizza said:
That looks just dumb.

On a related note, I was at what I think was the best wedding reception I've gone to this weekend. 2 roasted pigs, a few hundred bbq chicken halves, an 18 foot canoe used to hold all the ice and beer, (plus some cans of soda), a bar with a limited selection of mixed drinks; just the ones that are popular with that crowd like captain & cokes. Plus, they had probably the best blues band I've seen live. (Who deejayed a couple songs like the first dance & father daughter dance. Hmm... actually, just those two. One huge party - everyone had a great time, no one left early, no one was just sitting around. Very informal setting, though everyone was dressed nicely. Awesome, awesome reception.
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Was there banjo music and a petting zoo?
 
Ahhhhhhhh nyotaimori... there's nothing like trying to get all the bits of roe off that nipple, then watching the nipple...uh....yeah

Using it in a wedding? Genius, and the mark of having a cool as hell wife! (even if those platters have clothes on)


Oh, and if sushi smells like fish, don't eat it. Same goes for the vertical smile. 😉
 
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DrPizza said:
That looks just dumb.

On a related note, I was at what I think was the best wedding reception I've gone to this weekend. 2 roasted pigs, a few hundred bbq chicken halves, an 18 foot canoe used to hold all the ice and beer, (plus some cans of soda), a bar with a limited selection of mixed drinks; just the ones that are popular with that crowd like captain & cokes. Plus, they had probably the best blues band I've seen live. (Who deejayed a couple songs like the first dance & father daughter dance. Hmm... actually, just those two. One huge party - everyone had a great time, no one left early, no one was just sitting around. Very informal setting, though everyone was dressed nicely. Awesome, awesome reception.
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You had me at 2 roasted pigs....
 
DrPizza said:
No, no there wasn't. There wasn't a mail order bride who had to get married else suffer from an expired visa either.
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lol farmer...we didn't have to get married because the visa was expiring. Her salary in Japan was much higher than the short internship she did for some experience in an American only product at the time.

So no banjo music or petting zoo, what kind of hillbilly party was that then?
 
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