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What did the window washer use to communicate with spirits?

BrokenVisage

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A Squeegee board!

:thumbsup:?:thumbsdown:?

(if you don't like it blame vital for making that Ouija board thread, it was my inspiration) :p
 

lxskllr

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I give a 7/10 if you came up with that yourself. 2/10 if you copied it.
 

Rubycon

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Oh the smell of window washer spirits in the morning!

:music:Spirits of Ammonia
Spirits of Ammonia!
Ooooooooh!
:music:

 

BrokenVisage

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Originally posted by: lxskllr
I give a 7/10 if you came up with that yourself. 2/10 if you copied it.

lol I swear I just came up with it last night. I saw the Ouija thread pop up and for some reason started to try and come up with words that rhyme with Ouija.. squeegee was the only one I could think of. I even Googled it thinking that someone might have came up with it before, couldn't find anything.
 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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Oh, and here I thought this was going to be another misogyny/wife-beating thread.


:roll:
 

lxskllr

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Originally posted by: rudder
what the hell is a squeegee board?

If somebody said that to me, I'd take as being a homemade(or industrial use) squeegee used to clean large areas at a time.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: Rubycon
Oh the smell of window washer spirits in the morning!

:music:Spirits of Ammonia
Spirits of Ammonia!
Ooooooooh!
:music:
Whiff enough of that, yeah, you'll start seeing crazy stuff.



 

Bryophyte

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Apr 25, 2001
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My 9 year old made up this one recently:
What did the nun say when she tried swiss cheese?
Holey Cheeses!
 

bobross419

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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
My 9 year old made up this one recently:
What did the nun say when she tried swiss cheese?
Holey Cheeses!

LOL - This joke is cheesy enough (I swear I didn't intend the pun) to add to my collection :)